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Alice Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“I love you. Unconditionally. You are the front man of my favorite rock band, you are the star of my favorite movie, you are my king of kings.”
— Alice, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Love, Unconditionally , rock band, king, Star
“You're mad, bonkers, off your head! But I'll tell you a secret all the best people are.”
— Alice, Alice In Wonderland
Tagged: Disney, Power, inspire
“For many people, pleasure continues after orgasm. If your partner likes, you can continue touching his penis, testicles, or other places on his body to help the moment linger.”
— Alice, How To Give A Good Hand Job
Tagged: Hand Job, orgasm, penis, testicles
“Make sure you're in a position that is comfortable for you. Lying on your side facing your man, or sitting on his legs are some options.”
— Alice, How To Give A Good Hand Job
Tagged: Hand Job, Position, comfortable
“I am your first lady today and always.”
— Alice, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: First LAdy, Love, Forever Love, Always
“Before unrolling the condom, place a drop of water-based lube on the inside of the condom in the reservoir tip. This helps increase the sensations your boyfriend feels while the condom is on, and may also help in getting the condom onto his penis.”
— Alice, Putting a condom on a penis with a foreskin
Tagged: Uncircumcised, condoms, lube
“It’s also not unusual to experience different types of orgasms throughout your sexual history. It may reassure you to know that, in one study, the ages at which some women experienced their first ejaculation varied quite a bit — one woman reported her first ejaculation at age 68!”
— Alice, Orgasms, female ejaculation, and the G-spot, again
Tagged: orgasms, Squirting, Female Ejaculation, Female Orgasms Change Over Time
“I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there, it's warm and it's cozy... Oh I'd just walk around with you in there and just knowing, whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch it's your hair on my vagina!”
— Alice, Step Brothers
Tagged: Funny Movie Quotes
“When you're ready to roll, pull back his foreskin. Then unroll the condom toward the base of his penis. After the condom is on (remember to pinch gently that reservoir at the tip to remove any air), push the foreskin back toward the tip of his penis, while holding onto the base of the condom to keep it in place.”
— Alice, Putting a condom on a penis with a foreskin
Tagged: Uncircumcised, condoms, safe sex
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