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Hannah Gadsby Quotes

Total quotes: 42
“Josh: You know, I love feminism, you know. I mean I basically am feminism.

Ella: I just absolutely don’t believe you. 

Josh: I will never open a door for you. Never. Not ever.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: feminism, Feminist, Opening Doors
“Josh: You seem upset. 

Hannah: You seem observant.”
— Hannah, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: Sad, Observant, Sassy
“Josh: What can I do to make today less shit for you? 

Arnold: Love me.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Love, Suck less, helpful
“It’s weird, because I don’t want to be in the threesome, but I do feel very left out.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Weird, threesome, Left Out
“That generation just finds sex things so freakin’ funny. I reckon internet porn ruined that for us.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Funny, Sex, Porn, Ruined
“I just feel like the amount of time I spent trying to massage this relationship I could have learned the clarinet.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: massage, Relationship, Clarinet
“You’re always trying to start a fight. A pathological quest for stimulus.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: Fight, Stimulus, upset
“You want your own genitals to be soft and safe and welcoming and mine are sharp.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana
Tagged: genitals, Soft, Safe, welcoming, Sharp
“I'll never understand why middle class white people think that Asians are magic.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Gang Keow Wan
Tagged: Understand, Question, Magic
“People die and it's horrible and there's just nothing anyone can do to make it better.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana
Tagged: Die, Death, horrible, Sad
“So, sometimes, I put my penis in your son's butt. But also, I mean, I do not litter! ”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Croquembouche
Tagged: Litter, Sex, Relationships
“I've decided relationships aren't for me. I'm not doing them. I'm done with love.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 2: Margherita
Tagged: Relationships, Love, Couples
“Isn’t it weird to think that Beyoncé was a baby once? You almost just don’t believe it.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Baby, Beyonce, Thoughts, Belief
“If I had a choice of going to this dinner or eating poop, like I would absolutely of course pick the dinner, but I would pause a little bit before deciding.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Dinner, Poop, Hesitation, Choices
“I had an erection when he was telling me that he hates the idea of having sex with me.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Lapin A La Cocotte
Tagged: erection, Sex, Rejected
“I genuinely can't to print the document to get me a job so I can afford to do things like print document.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Truffled Mac and Cheese
Tagged: Money, afford, Print, expensive, Struggle
“I'm not that confident that I have enough friends to make it a group. ”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Skinny Latte
Tagged: confident, Friends, Group, Popular, Concerns
“I’ve been trying to be more attractive, but it’s just so hard, you know, because of my genetics.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Attractive, hard, Genetics
“I was trying to keep the peace. But now that I know you’re not interested in keeping the peace, I’m trying to win.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Peace, Winning, argument, Fight
“Life’s meant to get boring as you get older so it’s not so disappointing when you die.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Life, Boring, older, Disappointed
“You learn to focus on the people that like you instead of the people that don't like you.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Degustation
Tagged: Focus, likes, Dislikes, Relationships
“Sometimes I think I would be happiest if I could talk myself into enjoying sex with prostitutes and just give up on girlfriends.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 2: Margherita
Tagged: Happy, Sex, Prostitutes, Girlfriend, Enjoyment
“Just kiss me on the mouth.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: kiss, Mouth, romance, Intimacy
“So many people just love being peed on.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Peed, Kink, turned on
“I’m stuck being white. White people are the worst.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: White People, worst
“You look like Ellen Degeneres if Ellen Degeneres was a candle.”
— Claire, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Simile Examples, Ellen Degeneres, Candle, Diss
“I'm bored of being the problem.”
— Rose, Please Like Me, Season 2: Ham
Tagged: Bored, Problem, Tired
“Vandalism like a fucking teenager!”
— Alan, Please Like Me, Season 2: Sausage Sizzle
Tagged: vandalism, teenager, Simile Examples
“No, why would you call me man? Pumpkin, maybe, Peaches, Babe?”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Lapin A La Cocotte
Tagged: Pet Name, Nickname, Babe, Couples
“If I miss the elephants painting I will bloody lose it.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 2: Lapin A La Cocotte
Tagged: Elephants, Painting, upset
“Well you know it's okay not to be okay, right? ”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Truffled Mac and Cheese
Tagged: Okay, Not Okay, upset, Feelings, Express Yourself
“I’m feeling optimistic and enthusiastic about my dating future.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Optimistic Thoughts About Relationships, Optimism, Dating
“Grow up and pull your bloody head in.”
— Alan, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Grow Up, Sassy, Advice
“Between Hermione and me, feminism's basically fixed.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 3: Coq Au Vin
Tagged: Hermione, Feminsim, Sarcasm
“I love her in the same way I love pancakes.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 3: Champagne
Tagged: Love, Simile Examples, Pancakes
“Grace is the Beyoncé of babies”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Beyonce, babies, Metaphor Examples
“I'm really good at balancing spoons on my nose.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana
Tagged: Trick, Spoons , Balance
“I suck. I can't believe how much I suck.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 2: Lapin A La Cocotte
Tagged: suck, upset, Disappointed
“I think you’re the best. Like custard.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 3: Coq Au Vin
Tagged: best, affection, Compliment, Simile Examples
“It's weird to hurt someone as a favor.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Burrito Bowl
Tagged: Weird, hurt, favor
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