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Caroline Williams Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“What's great about Los Angeles is nobody cares where you're from or who you are. It's a superficial town where you can worry about stupid shit like keeping your pool clean, and what artisanal nuts to put on your salad.”
— BoJack Horseman, Live Fast, Diane Nguyen
“Kelly: If I was you, I would just like, freak out and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant. 

Pam: Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 3: Phyllis' Wedding
Tagged: what happens when you get drunk, weddings are emotional, fake pregnancy
“I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 3: Business School
Tagged: are vampires real, werewolves and vampires, mythical creatures
“Oscar: I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls.

Kelly: I know, right? Probably a lot.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 3: Product Recall
Tagged: phone calls
“Meredith: I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding.

Kelly: I know but there was an emergency. I look really good in white. ”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 3: Phyllis' Wedding
Tagged: Wedding Dress, What To Wear To A Wedding
“Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 3: Initiation
Tagged: Advice, hurts my feelings
“I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.”
— Jim Halpert, The Office, Season 3: The Return
Tagged: The Universe
“Kelly: Jim!!! Oh my god, I have so much to tell you. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby, and they named it Sure! And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie also had a baby, and they named it Shiloh! And both babies are amazing! 

Jim: Wow! So, uh, what's new with you? 


Kelly: I just told you.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 3: The Merger
Tagged: Celebrities, celebrities and their babies, why do we care about the lives of celebrities, celebrity relationships
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