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Billy West Quotes

Total quotes: 43
“It's like a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up!”
— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 3: Parasites Lost
Tagged: Simile Examples, party, Throwing Up, Mouth
“You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 3: The Honking
Tagged: erotic, boobs, Woman
“I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.”
— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 3: Time Keeps On Slippin'
Tagged: Stars, Sky, Love, Note
“Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.”
— Bender , Futurama, Season 1: Hell Is Other Robots
Tagged: party, Hooker, booze, Sassy
“Dear Johnny, You make me SICK! You probably wet the bed on purpose. [zooms out to Stimpy, pointing proudly to Ren] I am reading letters to everybody at your school warning them never to sleep over with you. Your friend—”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Open Letters
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 5: I Was a Teenage Stimpy / Who's Stupid Now?
“In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 1: Love's Labours Lost in Space
Tagged: Game, Chess, pieces, strategy
“And you, I've had it up to here with your phases. You are not to leave this room until you're a full-grown adult!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
“Don't you know what TODAY is Ren? It's Tuesday The 17th, the unluckiest day of the year!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Unlucky
“Stimpy: What a night. I feel like I got hit by a bus.

Ren: Funny you should say that. According to the obituaries, you were.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Obituaries
“My name is Stimpy, and I am homeless, and have no fish with which to live in.”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice),
Tagged: homeless, Self-deprecation
“Mr. Funnie: Look out, Bluffington, the Funnie family has arrived!

[The population sign changes to 20,001 people.]

Doug: Population 20,001. I guess the one is... me!”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug Bags a Neematoad
“Roger: [holds up a pair of polka-dot briefs] Here, Funnie, put these on.

Doug: No thanks, Roger. I'm wearing my own underwear.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 2: Doug Battles The Rulemeister
“Ahem. Ladies and gents, I give you... the Cheese-O-Phone! Now we can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh, go ahead Ren. Say something in... Limburger.”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Stimpy's Invention
“The quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 3: The Luck of the Fryrish
Tagged: Bed, Girl, quick way, Parents
“It's the Happy Helmet, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are!”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice),
Tagged: Happy Helmet, Remote Control
“Heh, I sure would like to meet your...way-out...groovy...daddy-o chumleys.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Beatnik
“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Demise, Candle
“Stimpy: Look, I got pimples, Ren.

Ren: {warm and happy} Oh, Stimpy. I knew this day would come. This is the first sign of cat puberty.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pimples, Puberty
“Hey! You're right! [in a close-up] There's no time to lose! We must be willing to protect us from the unforeseen dangers that wicked us on this island of despair. Well, don't just stand there. BUILD!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Dangers
“Roger: Trying on your costume for the big dance tonight? What are you? A pile of manure?!


Doug: I'm a slug.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug Can't Dance
“Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpson, Stimpy, Mr. Cat, Mr. The Cat, the Cat, the Cat...”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pseudonyms
“You know, it's gonna be nice having a man around the house. Hey, there's baby teeth in my mush!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Baby Teeth, Man, Irony
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Dying, Health, Careful
“One morning, Wee Ren was awake by the sound of large sobbing and crying. And there, next to the well, The Littlest Giant, sobbing his gigantic little heart out.”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice),
Tagged: Gigantic Little Heart
“Doug Funnie: [narrating] Somewhere around the eight drum solo, I realized I wasn't having fun anymore.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 3: Doug's Garage Band
“I wanted to see what a regular, normal person did on a date, but I had to settle for Judy.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 4: Doug's Bum Rap
“You know what, Ren? I looked Death right in the eye, and it smelled like cheap cigars and stinkyfish. You see, Ren, life is like a bowling alley. Oh, you make some strikes, if you're lucky, a couple of spares, and nobody knows how to keep score, but in the end, you gotta rent ill-fitting, smelly shoes that squeak.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Death, Stinkyfish
“Get in there and get my meat!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 4: Superstitious Stimpy
“They're like sex, except I'm having them!”
— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 2: Mother's Day
Tagged: Sex, Simile Examples, Participating
“I don't want to live on this planet anymore.”
— Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, Futurama, Season 6: A Clockwork Origin
Tagged: planet, live, upset
“I never thought it would end this way, gunned down by Santa Claus.”
— Philip J. Fry , Futurama, Season 2: Fry & the Slurm Factory
Tagged: End, Gunned Down, santa clause
“Don't you know what today is, Ren? It's Tuesday the 17th, the unluckiest day of the year! You see, Ren, when the moon enters Libra, and the house of confluence shifts into retrograde, Virgo erupts, under pressure from Mercury. This causes the planets to align in a conga line of chaos and disaster!”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice),
Tagged: Zodiac, Virgo, Mercury, Conga Line
“Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 1: Love's Labours Lost in Space
Tagged: Made it, Woman, inform, Men
“Hey, sexy mama… wanna kill all humans?”
— Bender , Futurama, Season 1: I, Roommate
Tagged: Sexy, mama, Kill, humans, Questions
“This is to all my loyal fans...LOVE ME!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Desperation, Narcisissm, needy
“You win again gravity.”
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, Season 3: Amazon Women in the Mood
Tagged: Win, gravity
“Why can’t she just drink herself happy like a normal person?”
— Bender , Futurama, Season 2: A Flight to Remember
Tagged: Drink, Happy, normal person, Sassy
“Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!”
— Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, Futurama, Season 2: Raging Bender
Tagged: Good News, taught, toaster, Love
“Farnsworth: (on the phone) Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then.

*Hangs up*

Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu. 

Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled?”
— Professor Farnsworth, Futurama, Season 1: I, Roommate
Tagged: To Shreds You Say, Someone Has Been Murdered, Worst State of Affairs
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