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“Doug: Judy, you've got a date with Cassius tonight, right?

Judy: A date? Mom and Dad dated, Dougie. Dating went out with bell bottoms.

Doug: But you're wearing bell bottoms.

Judy: Don't get smart.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice) & Judy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 4: Doug's Bum Rap
“I wanted to see what a regular, normal person did on a date, but I had to settle for Judy.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 4: Doug's Bum Rap
“Doug Funnie: [narrating] Somewhere around the eight drum solo, I realized I wasn't having fun anymore.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 3: Doug's Garage Band
“Roger: [holds up a pair of polka-dot briefs] Here, Funnie, put these on.

Doug: No thanks, Roger. I'm wearing my own underwear.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 2: Doug Battles The Rulemeister
“[Roger, who has a crush on Judy, is planning to re-enact the famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.]

Roger: [about to climb ladder to the window] 
It is the sun! And... and... Judy is the East!

Doug: Psst! Roger... Roger!

Roger: [climbing ladder] It is my lady! O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! Won't you come to the window, my love?

[Mrs. Dink lifts the window blind.]
Mrs. Dink: Nice try, Romeo. But you're about thirty years too late.

[Roger screams and falls off the ladder into the bushes.]

Doug: Our house is over there, Roger.”
— Roger M. Klotz, Doug, Season 2: Doug's Worst Nightmare
“Mr. Funnie: Look out, Bluffington, the Funnie family has arrived!

[The population sign changes to 20,001 people.]

Doug: Population 20,001. I guess the one is... me!”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug Bags a Neematoad
“Doug: Hi, Dale. 



Dale Valentine: Hiya, big nose.”
— Dale Valentine (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug's Big Nose
“This is my wife, Tippy. Most people call her Mrs. Dink. I usually call her on a telephone!”
— Buddy 'Bud' Dink , Doug, Season 1: Doug Bags a Neematoad
“Doug: [looking at Patti's painting] Maybe if you put a little more snow on top, and a couple more trees...


Patti: Huh??

Doug: ...Or you can leave the trees off if you want. It's a perfectly beautiful mountain just like it is.

Patti: I-I-it's not a mountain, Doug. It's my grandmother!

Doug: Huh? [examines painting more closely and notices the "peak" of the "mountain" is actually an old woman's head] Well, of course. Heh heh. Just a little... art joke, Patti.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 2: Doug Battles The Rulemeister
“Roger: Trying on your costume for the big dance tonight? What are you? A pile of manure?!


Doug: I'm a slug.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug Can't Dance
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