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Ren Höek (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 24
“Dear Johnny, You make me SICK! You probably wet the bed on purpose. [zooms out to Stimpy, pointing proudly to Ren] I am reading letters to everybody at your school warning them never to sleep over with you. Your friend—”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Open Letters
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 5: I Was a Teenage Stimpy / Who's Stupid Now?
“What do you MEAN you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're DEALING with? HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA...!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Madman
“And you, I've had it up to here with your phases. You are not to leave this room until you're a full-grown adult!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
“Don't you know what TODAY is Ren? It's Tuesday The 17th, the unluckiest day of the year!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Unlucky
“Stimpy: What a night. I feel like I got hit by a bus.

Ren: Funny you should say that. According to the obituaries, you were.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Obituaries
“...and please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock, and [he sighs in pleasure] oh, yeah... huge pectoral muscles.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pectoral muscles
“Heh, I sure would like to meet your...way-out...groovy...daddy-o chumleys.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Beatnik
“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Demise, Candle
“Stimpy: Look, I got pimples, Ren.

Ren: {warm and happy} Oh, Stimpy. I knew this day would come. This is the first sign of cat puberty.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pimples, Puberty
“Hey! You're right! [in a close-up] There's no time to lose! We must be willing to protect us from the unforeseen dangers that wicked us on this island of despair. Well, don't just stand there. BUILD!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Dangers
“I...I was nice today, nice to all those insipid little monkeys!, answering all their stupid letters!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Letters, Nice, Insipid, monkeys
“Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpson, Stimpy, Mr. Cat, Mr. The Cat, the Cat, the Cat...”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pseudonyms
“You know, it's gonna be nice having a man around the house. Hey, there's baby teeth in my mush!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Baby Teeth, Man, Irony
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Dying, Health, Careful
“I knew it! Cat dirt everywhere! Oh, well. At least I'm home. Now I can follow my intellectual pursuits. My opera records! Covered in bubble gum! Aaagh! My collection of rare, incurable diseases! Violated! Nooo! My dinosaur droppings! Painted like Easter eggs! Aaargh! You eediots!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Cat Dirt, Bubble Gum, Incurable Diseases
“You know what, Ren? I looked Death right in the eye, and it smelled like cheap cigars and stinkyfish. You see, Ren, life is like a bowling alley. Oh, you make some strikes, if you're lucky, a couple of spares, and nobody knows how to keep score, but in the end, you gotta rent ill-fitting, smelly shoes that squeak.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Death, Stinkyfish
“Oh, my beloved ice cream bar! How I love to lick your creamy center!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Space Madness
“Get in there and get my meat!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 4: Superstitious Stimpy
“Stimpy: Ren, you're... you're angry?

Ren: You're darn tootin' I'm angry! I have never been this angry in my entire life! Hey...I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy!

Stimpy: [astonished] Happy to be of service?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Anger, Darn Tootin'
“This is to all my loyal fans...LOVE ME!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Desperation, Narcisissm, needy
“Shut your festering cakehole! I'm gonna prove to you that there ain't no such thing as juju, and that you, are, a... moron! Now get back to crossing my path blacky, and don't forget to step on those cracks! Well, I'm waiting, and nothing's happening. I'm perfectly fine, there ain't no juju, and you are still the undisputed king of morons! Now what have we learned today?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Juju, Morons, insults
“ [to Stimpy after many nights of not getting any sleep] Psst, hey Guido. Its all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant, you get it? And he KNOWS it. That's why he's gonna KILL US. So we got to beat it... ya... before he lets loose the marmosets on us! Don't worry little missy... I'LL SAVE YOU!”
— Ren Höek (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 2: In the Army
“Ren: Wait a minute... I'm not stupid. I've seen cartoons like this before. If I set foot in that yard, I'll probably get ripped to shreds by some enormous dog! Go look again and see if there's a dog.

Stimpy: Yes. sir! [Checks yard through fence] Hm... nope, no dog!

Ren: Oh, boy! [Runs into yard...sounds of Ren getting beaten up]

Stimpy: [Peeks over fence] There's no dog...but there's a baboon!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Dogs, Yards, False Assurances
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