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Wallace Wolodarsky

Wallace Wolodarsky

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Birthplace United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Voice Actor, Film Director, Screenwriter

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Bart: I've got a story so scary you'll wet your pants.

Grampa: Too late.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 4: Treehouse of Horror III

Story scary wet your pants Pee Too Late accident

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Eat my shorts!

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror

Catchphrase Eat Shorts Diss

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Moe: Moe's Tavern.

Bart: Is Mr. Freely there?

Moe: Who?

Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.

Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I pee freely!

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 1: Homer's Odyssey

fake name Prank Prank Calls Jokes Pee

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Chef: He who controls the trolls controls the kingdom, and I am that he!

Cooper: You're a dude?

— Chef (voice) (Christine Baranski), Trolls

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I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle. How wrong I was.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 4: Treehouse of Horror III

dabbling black arts dark arts chuckle Wrong

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I think Grandpa smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 2: Old Money

Smells grandpa trunk Garage wet

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Barney: But I only got up to go the the can!

Homer: Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart the Daredevil

difficult Sassy name engraved bar stool

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Marge: You're a very selfish man.

Bart: [plays with a button that presses 'Go to hell' three times.] Once again, great present, Dad!

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 3: Lisa the Greek

Selfish present Button Go to Hell

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Homer: Do you sell toys?

Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt which I call frogurt.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 4: Treehouse of Horror III

Toys forbidden objects tread Frozen Yogurt

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Poppy: Why won't you sing?

Branch: Because singing killed my grandma OKAY!

— Poppy (voice), Trolls

Singing Morbid Oops

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Poppy: Thank you!

Branch: No, thank you.

Poppy: For what?

Branch: For showing me how to be happy.

— Poppy (voice), Trolls

Thank You Happiness

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Face it Poppy, sometimes people go in to other people's mouths and they don't come out!

— Branch (voice) (Justin Timberlake), Trolls

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Branch: You don't get sarcasm, do you?

Cooper: I think I had a sarcasm once.

— Branch (voice) (Justin Timberlake), Trolls

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Milhouse: You shake it up, and it tells the future!

Bart: Really? Will I pass my English test? [shakes the ball] 'Outlook Not So Good.' Wow, it does work!

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 3: Bart's Friend Falls in Love

Fortune Teller Pass yest Work

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This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they will have written the greatest novel known to man. 'It was the best of times, it was the 'blurst' of times?' You stupid monkey!

— Mr. Burns (Christopher Collins), The Simpsons, Season 4: Last Exit to Springfield

monkeys typewriters novel Typo Stupid

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Hey, I know it's not all cupcakes and rainbows, but I'd rather go through life thinking that it mostly is instead of being like you. You don't sing. You don't dance. So gray all the time. What happened to you?

— Poppy (voice), Trolls

Cupcakes Singing Rainbows Dancing

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Tune out his negative vibrations: they're toxic. Some folks just don't want to be happy.

— Creek (voice) (Russell Brand), Trolls

Negativity Vibrations Toxic

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A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

— Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith), The Simpsons, Season 3: Like Father, Like Clown

Man envies Family help

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My name is Branch and I am a troll. Why do I live in a heavily fortified survival bunker? Because right outside my door lurks a nightmare named Poppy. Poppy is the leader of the trolls, and it's not her fault she's so insanely happy. She's just never faced a real problem until now.

— Branch (voice) (Justin Timberlake), Trolls

Troll Survival bunker

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No Troll left behind!

— King Peppy (voice) (Jeffrey Tambor), Trolls

no child left behind

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Ew, baby spit! YOU suck.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror

Ew ick baby spit suck

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I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.

— Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner), The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror

live House Evil Money

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Poppy: I'm sorry. I should have listened to you. You told me not to throw the party, and I threw it anyway. And it's my fault they were taken, and now I don't know what to do.

Branch: Why don't you try scrapbooking them to freedom?

Poppy: [pause] Solid burn, Branch.

— Poppy (voice), Trolls

party Freedom solid burn scrapbooking

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I'm not going to your party.

— Branch (voice) (Justin Timberlake), Trolls

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Lisa: According to Eternity Magazine, you can lose weight through subliminal learning. That's where an idea is suddenly implanted in your head without you even knowing it.

Homer: Oh Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter.

— Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith), The Simpsons, Season 3: Bart's Friend Falls in Love

Reading Lose Weight subliminal learning Unhealthy Desires idea rich creamy butter

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