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Wallace Wolodarsky Quotes

Total quotes: 20
“Eat my shorts!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror
Tagged: Catchphrase, Eat, Shorts, Diss
“Moe: Moe's Tavern.

Bart: Is Mr. Freely there?

Moe: Who?

Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.

Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I pee freely!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: Homer's Odyssey
Tagged: fake name, Prank, Prank Calls, Jokes, Pee
“Marge: You're a very selfish man.

Bart: [plays with a button that presses 'Go to hell' three times.] Once again, great present, Dad!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Lisa the Greek
Tagged: Selfish, present, Button, Go to Hell
“Homer: Do you sell toys?

Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt which I call frogurt.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Treehouse of Horror III
Tagged: Toys, forbidden objects, tread, Frozen Yogurt
“Barney: But I only got up to go the the can!

Homer: Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart the Daredevil
Tagged: difficult, Sassy, name, engraved, bar stool
“Poppy: Why won't you sing?

Branch: Because singing killed my grandma OKAY!”
— Poppy (voice), Trolls
Tagged: Singing, Morbid, Oops
“Poppy: Thank you!

Branch: No, thank you.

Poppy: For what?

Branch: For showing me how to be happy.”
— Poppy (voice), Trolls
Tagged: Thank You, Happiness
“Face it Poppy, sometimes people go in to other people's mouths and they don't come out!”
— Branch (voice), Trolls
Tagged: Cannibalism
“I think Grandpa smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Old Money
Tagged: Smells, grandpa, trunk, Garage, wet
“I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle. How wrong I was.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Treehouse of Horror III
Tagged: dabbling, black arts, dark arts, chuckle, Wrong
“Hey, I know it's not all cupcakes and rainbows, but I'd rather go through life thinking that it mostly is instead of being like you. You don't sing. You don't dance. So gray all the time. What happened to you?”
— Poppy (voice), Trolls
Tagged: Cupcakes, Singing, Rainbows, Dancing
“ Tune out his negative vibrations: they're toxic. Some folks just don't want to be happy.”
— Creek (voice), Trolls
Tagged: Negativity, Vibrations, Toxic
“This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they will have written the greatest novel known to man.  'It was the best of times, it was the 'blurst' of times?' You stupid monkey!”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 4: Last Exit to Springfield
Tagged: monkeys, typewriters, novel, Typo, Stupid
“Poppy: I'm sorry. I should have listened to you. You told me not to throw the party, and I threw it anyway. And it's my fault they were taken, and now I don't know what to do.

Branch: Why don't you try scrapbooking them to freedom?

Poppy: [pause] Solid burn, Branch.”
— Poppy (voice), Trolls
Tagged: party, Freedom, solid burn, scrapbooking
“I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.”
— Marge Simpson , The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror
Tagged: live, House, Evil, Money
“No Troll left behind!”
— King Peppy (voice), Trolls
Tagged: no child left behind
“Ew, baby spit! YOU suck.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror
Tagged: Ew, ick, baby spit, suck
“I don't trust him. Who wears socks with no shoes?”
— Branch (voice), Trolls
Tagged: socks with no shoes, Trust
“I don't do high fives.”
— Branch (voice), Trolls
Tagged: high five
“Lisa: According to Eternity Magazine, you can lose weight through subliminal learning. That's where an idea is suddenly implanted in your head without you even knowing it.

Homer: Oh Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter.”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Bart's Friend Falls in Love
Tagged: Reading, Lose Weight, subliminal learning, Unhealthy Desires, idea, rich, creamy, butter
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