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Ted Elliott Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“Shrek: Ogres are like onions...

Donkey: They stink?

Shrek: Yes... No.

Donkey: They make you cry?

Shrek: Nooo!”
— Shrek, Shrek
Tagged: Funny Moments, Best of Quotes, Movie Quotes
“My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Tagged: intiution, Females, Troubled
“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Sleepover, manly, Stories, Waffles
“Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Tagged: sailing, Murder, Life After Death
“[While looking at a very large castle] Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?”
— Shrek, Shrek
Tagged: Funny Moments, Best of Quotes, Movie Quotes
“[looking for a certain type of flower]
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: blue flower, red thorns, Color Blind
“Donkey: Hi, Princess!

Princess Fiona: It talks!

Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Sick Burns, insults, talk, shut up
“[Shrek bursts into Fiona's and Farquaad's wedding] Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?”
— Lord Farquaad, Shrek
Tagged: Rude, Uninvited, wedding crashing
“Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body.

Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, you ate the princess!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Cannibalism
“Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. I mean honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Tagged: Honesty, Dishonety, Stupid
“You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Tagged: Trust, Mistrust
“A gentleman allows the woman to maintain her fiction.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Tagged: Gentlemen, Women, fiction, Humoring Someone
“I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going...take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it...”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: stairs, Threats, butt whipping
“You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Tagged: agreeable, macabre, Delirium
“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Tagged: Treasure, silver, gold
“I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Tagged: temporal, ephemeral
“Death has a way of reshuffling one's priorities.”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Tagged: Death, Priorities
“ Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish...flippin' glorious little sausages. Pen them up together and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, innit? Ooor...fish nature. So yes! We could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! ”
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Tagged: cuttlefish, sausages, grim
“Donkey: [looks at a hovel] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Shrek: That, would be my home.

Donkey: Oh...and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Oops, insults, hovel, walking it back
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