Shawn Wayans Quotes

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Shawn Wayans

Shawn Wayans

Birthname

AKA Shawn Wayans, Shawn HERMOSO DE LAS ARGENTINAS Wayans

Birthday January 19, 1971

Birthplace New York City, NY, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Screenwriter, Actor, Actor Y Cantante

Characters Portrayed


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Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.

Megan Vandergeld: It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies.

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn’t?

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I’m sorry, but uhm...we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office. [laughs]

Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac! [laughs]

Megan Vandergeld: [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks.

Marcus Copeland: [indignantly as Tiffany Wilson] What? [the Vandergeld sisters proudly do siss-fingers]

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It’s mother time, okay! Your mother’s so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a Pap smear! ‘Something’s wrong, Dr. Dre! My coochie’s doing a beatbox!’

Heather Vandergeld: Well, yeah? Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson]: Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this: [blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh]

Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like...she’s so...[to Megan]…Megan, you go!

Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney’s Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a ‘ni-coise’ salad. ‘Ni-coise’ salad, right?

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother’s ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, ‘Only in America!’