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Shawn Wayans Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don’t even have to try to be skinny.”
— Heather Vandergeld, White Chicks
Tagged: Starving Kids Africa
“Cindy! This is a skeleton, this is bones. Would you run from Melissa Flackhart?”
— Brenda Meeks, Scary Movie
Tagged: Comedy Movies, Movie Quotes
“Can I tell you a secret? I see dead people... Wet gotta roll some more of that sh** son!”
— Shorty Meeks, Scary Movie
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Comedy Movies, Weed References
“Kevin Copeland: [chasing and tackling Purse Snatcher] Gimme that.

Purse Snatcher: Jesus, lady! All this for just a handbag?

Kevin Copeland: It’s not ‘just’ a handbag. It’s Prada.”
— Kevin Copeland, White Chicks
Tagged: Handbag, prada, Purse Snatching
“Let that sh** just mutilate her white a** and leave me!”
— Brenda Meeks, Scary Movie
Tagged: Comedy Movies, Movie Quotes
“Kevin Copeland: [as Brittney Wilson]

[Brittney comes the dressing room with an outfit]

Kevin Copeland: How about this?

Lisa: [Sobbing] You bitch, that’s so terrible!

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittney Wilson] OK I’m going to go get help OK, you need professional help.

Lisa: [Sobbing] OK! OK!

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittney Wilson] Dr. Phil.”
— Kevin Copeland, White Chicks
Tagged: Bitch, Professional Help, Dr. Phil
“Kevin Copeland: I’m gonna have a BF!

Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, she’s gonna have a bitch fit!

Hotel Clerk: No, don’t d-d-d-don’t have a, a, a BF now.

Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I’m gonna write a letter!

Marcus Copeland: You are in big trouble!

Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.”
— Kevin Copeland, White Chicks
Tagged: BF, Bitch Fit, White Woman, America
“Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, checking in!

[slams into postcard and knickknack holder, scattering items *loudly* across reception desk with his fake breasts]

Kevin Copeland: Sorry, um, they’re new. Dr. Dorfman did an amazing job.

Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson, squeezing Brittany’s fake breasts] Feels so real.”
— Kevin Copeland, White Chicks
Tagged: Breast Implants
“Megan Vandergeld: [realizing her father’s hostage kidnapping plot, and he is the kidnapper] Daddy! Why are you doing this?

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson, but in his regular voice] Daddy didn’t tell you? He’s broke!

Heather Vandergeld: [confused] What do you mean ‘broke’? Like, Martha Stewart ‘broke’? Or MC Hammer ‘broke’?

Warren Vandergeld: MC Hammer broke!

Megan Vandergeld, Heather Vandergeld: [the Vandergelds wail and cry] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
— Heather Vandergeld, White Chicks
Tagged: broke, MC Hammer, Martha Stewart
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