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|Birthday:||August 23, 1976|
|Birthplace:||Los Angeles, California, United States|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Screenwriter, Actor, Actor Y Cantante|
Birthday: August 23, 1976
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Screenwriter, Actor, Actor Y Cantante
Danny “Danno” Williams: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?”
Danny “Danno” Williams: Fear of death? People will tell you anything under fear of death. That doesn't make it true!”
Charlie Tweeder: The New Tweeder End Zone Dance.”
Steve McGarrett: I will literally pay you cash to stop talking.”
Chin Ho Kelly: What?
Danny “Danno” Williams: The ignore button. I have a theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.”
Billy Bob: Darcy’s friend?
Charlie Tweeder: Oh, my God! She’s got this look. Like, I just fell out of the I’m-gonna-suck-your-dick tree and hit every branch on the way down!”
Billy Bob: That’s funny.
Charlie Tweeder: Ain’t it funny? That’s what I mean. See, they need to change the name of the show to America’s funniest shots in the nuts.”
Steve McGarrett: I like to drive.
Danny “Danno” Williams: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.”
Charlie Tweeder: Congratulations to you, too.
Police Officer: Congratulations for what?
Charlie Tweeder: For getting to wear such cute ‘mount me’ hats.
Police Officer: Mount me?
Charlie Tweeder: Not right away. After a few drinks...”
Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give ‘em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It’s very nice.
Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It’s nice.
Mox: Tweeder, you think you’ll enjoy prison?
Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don’t know. [looks into his jockstrap] The fuck is that?”