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Hawaii Five-0

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Steve McGarrett returns home to Oahu, in order to find his father's killer. The governor offers him the chance to run his own task force (Five-0). Steve's team is joined by Chin Ho Kelly, Danny "Danno" Williams, and Kono Kalakaua.

Seasons

Season 1 (16)Season 2 (3)Season 3 Season 4 (1)Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8

Characters

Steve McGarrett (11)Alex O'Loughlin (11) Danny Williams (5)Scott Caan (5)Jennifer Crittenden (3)Sarah Goldfinger (3)Alex Kurtzman (3)Paul Zbyszewski (3)Peter M. Lenkov (3)Carol Barbee (3)

McGarrett: Kono? Kono: Blanksville. McGarrett: Danno? Danno: Double blanksville. Chin: Chin Ho Kelly strikes again! McGarrett: Shut up and sit down.

— Peter M. Lenkov, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

blanksville shut up

Steve McGarrett: That guy was only going to talk under fear of death? Danny “Danno” Williams: Fear of death? People will tell you anything under fear of death. That doesn't make it true!

— Paul Zbyszewski, Sarah Goldfinger, Danny Williams, Scott Caan, imdb.com

Fear Death false

Danny “Danno” Williams: First you have to seek to understand before you can be enlightened. Steve McGarrett: I will literally pay you cash to stop talking.

— Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci, Danny Williams, Scott Caan, imdb.com

Understand Enlightened Seek Sassy Cash

Danny “Danno” Williams: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car? Steve McGarrett: I like to drive. Danny “Danno” Williams: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.

— Carol Barbee, Danny Williams, Scott Caan, imdb.com

Question Driving Rainman control issues

Steve McGarrett: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food? Danny “Danno” Williams: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?

— Shane Salerno, Peter M. Lenkov, Danny Williams, Scott Caan, imdb.com

Life revolves food armed conflict

Danny “Danno” Williams: You know what the greatest invention of all time is? Chin Ho Kelly: What? Danny “Danno” Williams: The ignore button. I have a theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.

— Carol Barbee, Danny Williams, Scott Caan, imdb.com

Greatest invention ignore button Theory of Everything cellular phone

Steve McGarrett: This is densely layered ballistic glass, laminated onto a shield of resilient polycarbonate. Danny “Danno” Williams: Why can't you just say 'bulletproof?'

— Paul Zbyszewski, Sarah Goldfinger, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

Dense Glass Science Shield Bulletproof

Steve McGarrett: Book em' Danno. Danny “Danno” Williams: Really? Is that gonna be a thing now? Steve McGarrett: You don't like it? Danny “Danno” Williams: Don't like it. Steve McGarrett: I think it's catchy.

— Paul Zbyszewski, Sarah Goldfinger, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

book em'catchy a thing

Steve McGarrett: There is something you should know about your brother Victor. Victor: What's that? Steve McGarrett: He died the same way you did.

— Alex Kurtzman, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

Brother died tragic

Steve McGarrett: Let me ask you something. How far deep did you have to dig? I mean, how much of your soul did you just lose by actually appreciating me? Danny “Danno” Williams: Ah. Measuring.

— Alex Kurtzman, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

dig Soul Appreciate Measure of knowledge

I'm so glad you're not hotheaded. I'd hate to work with someone like that.

— Jim Galasso, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

glad hotheaded Hate Work

Danny “Danno” Williams: You have got to do a better job of picking your friends. Steve McGarrett: What are you talking about? I picked you.

— Shane Salerno, Peter M. Lenkov, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

better job picking Friends Sassy

Steve McGarrett: Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie. Danny “Danno” Williams: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they're bored. Steve McGarrett: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.

— J. R. Orci, David Wolkove, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

Tie cruise ship tiehang Bored Thoughts pocket

Danny “Danno” Williams: May 18th, 1996! Steve McGarrett: What is that? Danny “Danno” Williams: The last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak. Steve McGarrett: You will not be sick in this car. You will not be sick in this car!

— J. R. Orci, David Wolkove, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

puked streak Break Sick Car

Danny “Danno” Williams: I just had a thought. Steve McGarrett: Don't hurt yourself.

— Carol Barbee, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

Thought Sassy Hurt Yourself

Guess the rest of us who don't have a seat on an aircraft carrier will just have to get out or snorkels.

— Jessica Grasl, Melissa Glenn, Steve McGarrett, Alex O'Loughlin, imdb.com

seat aircraft snorkels Bitter

How I've longed for this moment, Seinfeld. The day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you are.

— Jennifer Crittenden, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com

Revenge Sadism Justice

That's it, George. Come on, come on. Give it to me. Come on, work it. Work it. Yeah be a man, be a man.

— Jennifer Crittenden, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Photo Shoots Selfies Erotic Photography Inhibitions

It's the timeless art of seduction. You got to join in the dance. She sends you an enticing photo, you send her one right back.

— Jennifer Crittenden, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

seduction Selfies

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