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Rob Seidenglanz Quotes

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“What’s happened? Did the Grinch get to you? Or the Dark Lord, perhaps?”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Grinch, Dark Lord
“What’s happened? Did the Grinch get to you? Or the Dark Lord, perhaps?”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Grinch, Dark Lord
“It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: foreboding, Scary Things Coming
“I’m not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: vatican, Subtle Jokes On TV
“Sabrina: My father deceived me. Aunt Zelda deceived me. Now my teacher? 

Ambrose: All right then. Get me a bit of her hair and I'll make all her teeth fall out.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Witchcraft
“Ambrose: You're crazy.

Sabrina: No. Ambrose. I'm mad.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Twelve
Tagged: crazy, angry
“Sabrina: There's also the Harvey of it all. We very recently took things to the next level.

Aunt Zelda: He hasn't defiled you, has he?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Next Level, defiled
“Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe.”
— Zelda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Demonic Possession, false god, Propaganda
“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Miss you, goodbye
“I plumbed the depths of their tiny minds, plucking all sorts of juicy tidbits.”
— Mary Wardell, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Fifteen
Tagged: Mind-Reading, tidbits, Juicy
“Ambrose: Aunt Dee, are you crying?

Zelda: Pollen.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Crying, pollen
“Can someone explain why it looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been nailed to our door?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: texas chainsaw massacre
“Oh, I haven't been this drunk, you know, since Queen Victoria's coronation. I woke up on the banks of the Thames.”
— Hilda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: Being Drunk When You Live Forever
“Who's talking about witches? Give me their names and I'll make sure they stop talking about anything. Permanently. It's just terrible when teenagers slip into comas, isn't it?”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Threats
“I feel more myself in boy's clothes. Actually, Dad, I don't think I'm a girl at all.”
— Theo, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Fourteen
Tagged: Cross-Dressing, Gender Identity
“Ambrose: Where’s Aunt Hilda?

Aunt Zelda: She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Annoying, Murder
“Dorcas and Agatha: Are we your daughters, too?

Father Blackwood: No, you’re just orphans.”
— Father Blackwood, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: daughters, Orphans
“Zelda: What would you say to frog's legs for dinner?

Sabrina: Can't we just have pizza?”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Thirteen
Tagged: frog's legs, Pizza
“I have reservations about saving myself for the Dark Lord. Why does he get to decide what I do or don't do with my body?”
— Aunt Hilda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Dark Lord, Autonomy
“But please don't ever do that again. Use magic with me. Or on me, or near me. Never again.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Magic, Warning
“Ross: Your Aunt Zelda’s a football fan?

Sabrina: All contact sports.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: Football, Fans, contact sports
“Sabrina: Who would do such a thing?

Madam Satan: Men.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: Misandry
“I’m not the one who stabbed your familiar to death and left you with blue balls.”
— Prudence Night, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Fifteen
Tagged: Stabbing, Blue Balls
“We took their boyhoods. Until you release the birds, those four boys...won’t be rising to any occasion.”
— Prudence Night, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: boyhood, Birds, Misandry
“Ambrose: Can I help you?

Madam Satan: I’m looking for someone. Not you.”
— Ambrose, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: sick burn
“Sabrina: Could you draw me a map? 

Harvey: A map? To what? This isn't The Goonies.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
“Ambrose: And what time will we be spellcasting? 

Sabrina: Midnight-ish. 

Ambrose: The witching hour? Spooky.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
“She's a grown-up witch now, and it's time she learned how the world, the realms, really work. Everything has a price. Edward learned that lesson. I learned it. It's your turn now.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Being A Grown Up Life
“I refuse to put the safety of my niece in the hands of a spinster schoolmarm and a British batwit.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
“How do you feel about wearing a costume while you’re working here?”
— Dr. Cerberus, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: costume
“Every avalanche begins with a snowflake.”
— Mrs. Wardwell, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Thirteen
Tagged: Avalanche, snowflake
“Zelda: We’ll also have to hide Leticia while Gryla’s here, or she’ll try to take the babe and add Letty to her retinue.

Sabrina: I can take her, Auntie. She's family now, and you've protected me all these years. It's the least I can do.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Family, retinue, Protection
“Some days, some nights I dream that I am walking into the Greendale woods, in the peak of dry season with a lit torch in each hand so that I’d watch the whole forest burn, like so much kindling. Have a lovely little sleep, my darling.”
— Hilda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Dream, Arson
“The witches are coming.”
— Diana, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Witches
“Sabrina: I want freedom and power. 

Prudence: He will never give you that. The Dark Lord. The thought of you, of any of us, having both terrifies him. 

Sabrina: Why is that? 

Prudence: He’s a man, isn’t he?”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: feminism
“Nick: You're a rebel, Spellman. That's how I like my witches. 

Sabrina: Nicholas, to be clear, I have a boyfriend. 

Nick: Yes, but you also have two natures. You go to two schools. Why not date two guys? I'm down with sharing.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Living Double Lives When You're A Witch
“And since when do you wear black? Trying to be edgy, are you?”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Twelve
Tagged: wearing black, Edgy
“Remember, the Yule log is not a decoration, it is a protection. It must burn continuously from now, through the shortest day, through the longest night, until dawn. Otherwise, Satan knows what malevolent forces might come down our chimney. Creatures with perhaps deadly intentions.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Yule Log, satan
“My name is Sabrina Spellman and I will not sign it away.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Standards
“There’s no fixing it, Sabrina. You’ve opened Pandora’s Box.”
— Aunt Hilda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: hopeless, Pandora's Box
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