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Rob Seidenglanz Quotes

Total quotes: 27
“What’s happened? Did the Grinch get to you? Or the Dark Lord, perhaps?”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Grinch, Dark Lord
“What’s happened? Did the Grinch get to you? Or the Dark Lord, perhaps?”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Grinch, Dark Lord
“It’s not a tornado that’s coming. It’s something much much worse.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: foreboding, Scary Things Coming
“I’m not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: vatican, Subtle Jokes On TV
“Sabrina: My father deceived me. Aunt Zelda deceived me. Now my teacher? 

Ambrose: All right then. Get me a bit of her hair and I'll make all her teeth fall out.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Witchcraft
“Ambrose: You're crazy.

Sabrina: No. Ambrose. I'm mad.”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Twelve
Tagged: crazy, angry
“Sabrina: There's also the Harvey of it all. We very recently took things to the next level.

Aunt Zelda: He hasn't defiled you, has he?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Next Level, defiled
“Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe.”
— Zelda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Demonic Possession, false god, Propaganda
“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter One
Tagged: Miss you, goodbye
“I feel more myself in boy's clothes. Actually, Dad, I don't think I'm a girl at all.”
— Theo, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Fourteen
Tagged: Cross-Dressing, Gender Identity
“Ambrose: Where’s Aunt Hilda?

Aunt Zelda: She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Annoying, Murder
“Dorcas and Agatha: Are we your daughters, too?

Father Blackwood: No, you’re just orphans.”
— Father Blackwood, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: daughters, Orphans
“I’m not the one who stabbed your familiar to death and left you with blue balls.”
— Prudence Night, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Fifteen
Tagged: Stabbing, Blue Balls
“We took their boyhoods. Until you release the birds, those four boys...won’t be rising to any occasion.”
— Prudence Night, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: boyhood, Birds, Misandry
“Ambrose: Can I help you?

Madam Satan: I’m looking for someone. Not you.”
— Ambrose, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: sick burn
“She's a grown-up witch now, and it's time she learned how the world, the realms, really work. Everything has a price. Edward learned that lesson. I learned it. It's your turn now.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Being A Grown Up Life
“I refuse to put the safety of my niece in the hands of a spinster schoolmarm and a British batwit.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
“How do you feel about wearing a costume while you’re working here?”
— Dr. Cerberus, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: costume
“And since when do you wear black? Trying to be edgy, are you?”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Twelve
Tagged: wearing black, Edgy
“Remember, the Yule log is not a decoration, it is a protection. It must burn continuously from now, through the shortest day, through the longest night, until dawn. Otherwise, Satan knows what malevolent forces might come down our chimney. Creatures with perhaps deadly intentions.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Yule Log, satan
“My name is Sabrina Spellman and I will not sign it away.”
— Sabrina, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Standards
“There’s no fixing it, Sabrina. You’ve opened Pandora’s Box.”
— Aunt Hilda, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Nine
Tagged: hopeless, Pandora's Box
“Had to fight off a giant squid for it, but anything for you.”
— Nick, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Sixteen
Tagged: giant squid
“Why, oh, why am I suddenly craving a cheese sandwich?”
— Ambrose Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Sixteen
Tagged: Craving, cheese sandwich
“Make this glorified carny you're sweet on feverish with lust.”
— Zelda Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Fourteen
Tagged: carny, Lust
“He said that his dream was that my dreams came true.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Dreams, Dream Come True
“I’m not an abomination, Sabrina. And I won’t be one.”
— Susie, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: abomination
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