15+ Best Rick Moranis Quotes

Becky O’Shea: [quietly doing a cheer] Give me a J. Give me a U. Give me a…

Danny O’Shea: Is that lipstick?

Becky O’Shea: No. It’s a cherry Tootsie Pop.

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

Tootsie Pop

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Seymour: The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl.

Mr. Mushnik: Strictly between us—neither is the Audrey One.

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

healthy

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Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Anthropomorphic Metaphors Vegetable

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Danny O’Shea: I don’t know, but I’ve been told.

Little Giants: Butz’s butt is green with mold.

Danny O’Shea: You say thank you I say please.

Little Giants: Kevin sits down when he pees.

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

butt mold Pee Rhyme

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Audrey: All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house.

Seymour: Oh Audrey, you're the most wonderful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be all right, you'll see.

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Anthropomorphic Metaphors Vegetable

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[Danny is introducing the Little Giants to their parents]

Danny O’Shea: Rudy Zoleteck, your friendly neighborhood gas man!

Mr. Zolteck: Gas man? I don’t get it.

Mrs. Zolteck: Think about it.

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

friendly Neighborhood gas man

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It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him!

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Murder dismemberment splitting hairs

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Danny O’Shea: [Recruiting Timmy] Do you play football?

Timmy Moore: No.

Danny O’Shea: Do you like football?

Timmy Moore: No.

Danny O’Shea: Do you want to play football?

Timmy Moore: No.

Danny O’Shea: Great, you can be on our team.

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

Football Aloof

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Danny O’Shea: Hey, I got an idea. How about we go put some mud tires on the go cart?

Becky O’Shea: Nah. I don’t want to.

Danny O’Shea: Alright, forget the tires. How about we go camping in the woods! Make moose sounds?

Becky O’Shea: Nah.

Danny O’Shea: All right, forget the moose sounds.

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

Tires Woods Moose Sounds Come-ons Flirting

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Seymour: Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?

Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock.

Seymour: We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest.

Audrey II: And I want to thank you.

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

man-eater No Shit Sherlock

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Seymour: [singing] I don't know.

Audrey II: Come on, boy!

Seymour: [singing] I don't know!

Audrey II: Lighten up!

Seymour: [singing] I have so, so many strong reservations.

Audrey II: Tell it to the Marines!

Seymour: [singing] Should I go and perform mutilations?

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Marines Reservations

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Seymour: Wait a minute, Audrey II, that's not a very nice thing to say!

Audrey II: But it's true, isn't it?

Seymour: No! I don't know anybody who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!

Audrey II: Mmmmmm, sure you do!

[Turns Seymour around to look out the window. They see Orin and Audrey. Orin yells at Audrey and at last hits her]

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

man-eater

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Patrick Martin: Whaddya say, Seymour? Do we have a deal?

Seymour: No! Keep your contract. Nobody's touchin' that plant, you hear?

Patrick Martin: Hey, we're offerin' a lotta money here!

Seymour: Forget the money. Take the money and leave!

Patrick Martin: Whaddya, nuts?

Seymour: Yeah, I'm nuts! Get outta here!

Patrick Martin: Hey, now, come on!

Seymour: Go on! Get outta here!

Patrick Martin: You're a loon!

Seymour: Go on and get out!

Patrick Martin: Look, I'll come back when you're in a better mood!

Seymour: Go on, get outta here now!

Patrick Martin: Alright!

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Contract Money

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Danny O’Shea: [disguising his voice as a little old lady] State police? Oh, thank God! My name is Thelma Mae Rogers, I’m 86 years old, I live in Urbania. There are two men down the bridge from the Shell station spying on some kids! [passes the phone to Timmy, who starts to ‘cry’] I just don’t think it’s right for men their age to be parading around in their underwear!

Timmy Moore: Please, hurry!

Danny O’Shea: Oh no! [hangs up the phone] Nice job, Timmy. [they high-five]

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

State Police Shell Station Underwear high five

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Danny O’Shea: [Kevin and Danny are racing to claim the new player] This whole town may love you, but I’m the only one who knows how truly sick you are!

Kevin O’Shea: I treated you like a prince!

Danny O’Shea: You ignored me!

Kevin O’Shea: I took you to see the Cleveland Indians!

Danny O’Shea: You left me at the stadium!

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

Sick Cleveland Indians Ignored Abandoned

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Seymour: [singing] Poor/All my life I've always been poor/I keep asking God what I'm for/And he tells me, ‘Gee, I'm not sure’/’Sweep that floor, kid!’/Oh, I started life as an orphan/A child of the street/Here on skid row/He took me in/Gave me shelter, a bed/Crust of bread and a job/Treats me like dirt, calls me a slob/Which I am/So I live...

Company: Downtown!

Seymour: That's your home address/You live...

Company: Downtown!

Seymour: When your life's a mess/You live...

Company: Downtown!

Seymour: Where depression's just status quo.

Company: Down on Skid Row.

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

skid row downtown

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Orin: [holding a dentist's tool] Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors?

Seymour: [looks terrified]

Orin: It'd hurt, right?

Seymour: Uh huh.

Orin: You'd scream, right?

Seymour: Uh huh.

Orin: Well, get your ass in here!

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Pain ass Dentist

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[receiving their uniforms]

Tad: Death shrouds.

[flips one around]

Danny O’Shea: They’ve got your names on the back.

Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.

Mike Hammersmith: What’s that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?

Kevin O’Shea: That’s no cheerleader, that’s my niece Becky. She’s pissed.

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

Morgue helmet Cheerleader Pissed

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[Seymour recounts how he found Audrey II]

Seymour: You remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago?

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: [singing] Da-doo!

Seymour: I was walkin' in the wholesale flower district that day...

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Shoop da-doo.

Seymour: And I passed by this place, where this old Chinese man...

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Chang, da-doo.

Seymour: He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings...

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Snip, da-doo.

Seymour: 'Cause he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby.

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Da da da da da da-doo.

Seymour: He didn't have anything unusual there that day.

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Nope, da-doo.

Seymour: So, I was just about to, you know, walk on by...

Doo-Wop Street Singer: Good for you.

Seymour: When suddenly, and without warning, there was this...

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: ...total eclipse of the sun!

Seymour: It got very dark, and there was this strange humming sound, like something from another world.

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Da-doo!

Seymour: And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there...

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Whoop, see-doo.

Seymour: Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias.

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Audrey II!

Seymour: I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before, but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways, for a dollar ninety-five.

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

doo-wop old chinese man

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Orin: Look Seymour, this could happen to you. Unless I take immediate action.

Seymour: [helpless in dentist chair] What's that?

Orin: [enthusiastically] A drill.

Seymour: It's rusty!

Orin: It's an antique. They don't make 'em like this any more. Sturdy. Heavy. Dull! I'm gonna want some gas fer this.

Seymour: Oh, thank God. I thought you weren't gonna use any.

Orin: Oh, the gas isn't for you Seymour, it's for me. You see, I wanna really enjoy this.

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Gas dental pain

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Audrey II: Feed me!

Seymour: Does it have to be human?

Audrey II: Feed me!

Seymour: Does it have to be mine?

Audrey II: Feeeed me!

Seymour: Where am I supposed to get it?

Audrey II: [singing] Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long—That's right, boy!—You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

feed me man-eater

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Becky O’Shea: [quietly doing a cheer] Give me a J. Give me a U. Give me a…

Danny O’Shea: Is that lipstick?

Becky O’Shea: No. It’s a cherry Tootsie Pop.

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

Seymour: The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl.

Mr. Mushnik: Strictly between us—neither is the Audrey One.

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Danny O’Shea: I don’t know, but I’ve been told.

Little Giants: Butz’s butt is green with mold.

Danny O’Shea: You say thank you I say please.

Little Giants: Kevin sits down when he pees.

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

Audrey: All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house.

Seymour: Oh Audrey, you're the most wonderful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be all right, you'll see.

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

[Danny is introducing the Little Giants to their parents]

Danny O’Shea: Rudy Zoleteck, your friendly neighborhood gas man!

Mr. Zolteck: Gas man? I don’t get it.

Mrs. Zolteck: Think about it.

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him!

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Danny O’Shea: [Recruiting Timmy] Do you play football?

Timmy Moore: No.

Danny O’Shea: Do you like football?

Timmy Moore: No.

Danny O’Shea: Do you want to play football?

Timmy Moore: No.

Danny O’Shea: Great, you can be on our team.

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

Seymour: Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?

Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock.

Seymour: We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest.

Audrey II: And I want to thank you.

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

Seymour: [singing] I don't know.

Audrey II: Come on, boy!

Seymour: [singing] I don't know!

Audrey II: Lighten up!

Seymour: [singing] I have so, so many strong reservations.

Audrey II: Tell it to the Marines!

Seymour: [singing] Should I go and perform mutilations?

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

— Danny O'Shea (Rick Moranis), Little Giants

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

— Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis), Little Shop of Horrors

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