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Danny O'Shea Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Becky O’Shea: [quietly doing a cheer] Give me a J. Give me a U. Give me a…

Danny O’Shea: Is that lipstick?

Becky O’Shea: No. It’s a cherry Tootsie Pop.”
— Danny O'Shea, Little Giants
Tagged: Tootsie Pop
“Danny O’Shea: I don’t know, but I’ve been told.

Little Giants: Butz’s butt is green with mold.

Danny O’Shea: You say thank you I say please.

Little Giants: Kevin sits down when he pees.”
— Danny O'Shea, Little Giants
Tagged: butt, mold, Pee, Rhyme
“[Danny is introducing the Little Giants to their parents]

Danny O’Shea: Rudy Zoleteck, your friendly neighborhood gas man!

Mr. Zolteck: Gas man? I don’t get it.

Mrs. Zolteck: Think about it.”
— Danny O'Shea, Little Giants
Tagged: friendly, Neighborhood, gas man
“Danny O’Shea: [Recruiting Timmy] Do you play football?

Timmy Moore: No.

Danny O’Shea: Do you like football?

Timmy Moore: No.

Danny O’Shea: Do you want to play football?

Timmy Moore: No.

Danny O’Shea: Great, you can be on our team.”
— Danny O'Shea, Little Giants
Tagged: Football, Aloof
“Danny O’Shea: Hey, I got an idea. How about we go put some mud tires on the go cart?

Becky O’Shea: Nah. I don’t want to.

Danny O’Shea: Alright, forget the tires. How about we go camping in the woods! Make moose sounds?

Becky O’Shea: Nah.

Danny O’Shea: All right, forget the moose sounds.”
— Danny O'Shea, Little Giants
Tagged: Tires, Woods, Moose Sounds, Come-ons, Flirting
“[receiving their uniforms]

Tad: Death shrouds.

[flips one around]

Danny O’Shea: They’ve got your names on the back.

Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.

Mike Hammersmith: What’s that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?

Kevin O’Shea: That’s no cheerleader, that’s my niece Becky. She’s pissed.”
— Danny O'Shea, Little Giants
Tagged: Morgue, helmet, Cheerleader, Pissed
“Danny O’Shea: [disguising his voice as a little old lady] State police? Oh, thank God! My name is Thelma Mae Rogers, I’m 86 years old, I live in Urbania. There are two men down the bridge from the Shell station spying on some kids! [passes the phone to Timmy, who starts to ‘cry’] I just don’t think it’s right for men their age to be parading around in their underwear!

Timmy Moore: Please, hurry!

Danny O’Shea: Oh no! [hangs up the phone] Nice job, Timmy. [they high-five]”
— Danny O'Shea, Little Giants
Tagged: State Police, Shell Station, Underwear, high five
“Danny O’Shea: [Kevin and Danny are racing to claim the new player] This whole town may love you, but I’m the only one who knows how truly sick you are!

Kevin O’Shea: I treated you like a prince!

Danny O’Shea: You ignored me!

Kevin O’Shea: I took you to see the Cleveland Indians!

Danny O’Shea: You left me at the stadium!”
— Danny O'Shea, Little Giants
Tagged: Sick, Cleveland Indians, Ignored, Abandoned
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