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Peter Gallagher

Peter Gallagher

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Birthday August 19, 1955

Birthplace Manhattan, New York City, United States

Educated At William Esper Studio, Tufts University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Stage Actor, Actor

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Sandy Cohen

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Sandy: And you're going to yogalates.

Kirsten: You just like saying that.

Sandy: Yogalates? Yeah, I kinda do. Yogalates?

Ryan: Yogalates.

— Sandy Cohen (Peter Gallagher), The O.C., Season 1: The Secret

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Sandy: So, at this concert tonight, anyone there going to be doing drugs?

Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert.

Sandy: Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?

— Sandy Cohen (Peter Gallagher), The O.C., Season 1: The Third Wheel

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Sandy: The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe.

Seth: So, I'm like asthma?

— Sandy Cohen (Peter Gallagher), The O.C., Season 1: The Model Home

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Sandy: Wow! You're all set up for your Newpsie convention! Hey, when do these vultures land?

Kirsten: Soon, and I'm sure that I have a doily out of place somewhere.

Sandy: Good. Gives them something to talk about.

— Sandy Cohen (Peter Gallagher), The O.C., Season 1: The Gamble

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Kirsten: Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend.

Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't.

Kirsten: Why?

Sandy: I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.

Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.

Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. And on fire.

— Sandy Cohen (Peter Gallagher), The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend

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Believe it or not, there are specific yoga poses aimed at relieving menstrual cramps, like the cobra and the bow pose. These poses target the pelvis and the lumbar region, two muscular groups that often bear the brunt of soreness and tension during period pain.

— Chiara Atik, Your Complete Guide To Menstrual Cramps - Page 2 of 4 - Gurl.com

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Just a friendly reminder that functioning under the impression that you must be happy all the time can stress you out. Relax. Feel what you're feeling and let it flow.

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Go for a hike, try a yoga class, or take a bike ride together. Burn some calories and work up an appetite before you head out for dinner. The endorphins will put you in a great mood.

— Devon Corneal, 5 Unique Date Ideas for Valentine’s Day

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I am a karmayogi: someone who becomes conscious of herself and the Divine through work, not through meditation in some ashram or saying Hail Marys.

— Kelly Cutrone, If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: And Other Things Your Mother Never Told You

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Hope you all had a great International Yoga Day. I’m currently working on my favorite pose: Recumbent Swiss Roll Consumer.

— Stephen Colbert, via Twitter

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You’ll love it. Maybe not at first, but you will find the right exercise for you. Go for a run, do yoga, try boxing, start swimming. Figure out what’s fun and do it for an hour every day. Make it something you want to do, not have to do.

— Tyler Valkanas, 7 Points About Getting in Shape That You Need To Know

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Yoga instructor: folds herself in triangles like an American flag

Me: Maybe I'll try the beginner class.

— James Breakwell, via Twitter

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There's no cheating in yoga, you make it your own.

— Adriene Mishler, TRUE - Day 6 - KINDLE | Yoga With Adriene

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I occasionally go to a yoga class. Everyone looks so limber and coordinated compared to me. I feel like I scare my classmates.

— Misha Collins, via www.inspiringquotes.us

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Sam: So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?

Dean: She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!

— Sam Winchester (Jared Padalecki), Supernatural, Season 3: The Kids Are Alright

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Try yoga. It’s just awesome to strengthen you, thin you up and give you all the right curves while eliminating your stress at the same time.

— Kayla Kissinger, How to Look Better Naked By Using 15 Real Life Tips

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We all want to find ways to get out of our minds. That’s why spirituality, yoga, and the meditation industry have become so huge—people are trying to train their brain to be quiet.

— Alexandra Roxo, Sex, the Solstice, and the Single Girl

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Smiling is a kind of mouth yoga. When we smile, it releases the tension in our face. Others notice it, even strangers, and are likely to smile back. By smiling, we initiate a wonderful chain reaction, touching the joy in anyone we encounter. A smile is an ambassador of goodwill.

— Thich Nhat Hanh, Planting Seeds: Practicing Mindfulness with Children

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What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold their downward facing dog pose? Yoga pants.

— Unknown, 30 Awfully Corny Jokes For People Who Have A Cheesy Sense Of Humor

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Focus on how your body feels. Take a yoga class; ask your partner or a neighbor to walk with you every night; or try a new fitness DVD.

— Megan Othersen Gorman, 5 Ways To Love The Body You Have

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There is a new exercise called “Rage Yoga” that encourages people to swear in between poses. Or as I call that, 'yoga.'

— Conan O'Brien, via Twitter

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Yoga does more than just get you limber—it may boost your libido, too.

— Leslie Barrie, 6 Surprising Libido Boosters

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Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

— Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman), Parks and Recreation, Season 3: Camping

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Focus on what you have the power to change. Rather than spending your energy on wishing you were taller, redirect your focus on something you can change, like toning up with a yoga or pilates class, or honing one of your talents.

— Linda DiBella, Bad Body Image? 15 Ways To Improve Your Self-Esteem

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To control the breathing is to control the mind. With different patterns of breathing, you can fall in love, you can hate someone, you can feel the whole spectrum of feelings just by changing your breathing.

— Marina Abramovic, 'To make German men cry is not an easy task'

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There's nothing wrong with Maris that wouldn't be cured by a little sun, some exercise and a personality.

— Frasier Crane (Kelsey Grammer), Frasier, Season 2: Burying a Grudge

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The right guy will love you for who you are. Still, getting a guy to want you can mean getting in shape. Not only is it healthier for you, but he’ll invariably love the way you look.

— Sean Jameson, 10 Intense Techniques To Make A Guy Want You

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

— Joan Rivers, 30 great one-liners

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Keep your squats low and your standards high.

— Megan Shaeff, via twitter.com

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Exercise will keep you moving and grooving in all ways. Feel sexy and toned in your own skin, while increasing blood flow, detoxifying your body, and boosting your feel-good neurotransmitters, hormones and endorphins (serotonin, adrenaline, testosterone).

— Tara Campbell, 10 tips for boosting your libido naturally - Today's Parent

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It’s not just dressing for success that leads to gym glory, talking the talk really can help you walk the walk, apparently.

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You would be surprised what two hours of daily exercise and five hundred stomach crunches can do for you.

— Justina Chen, North of Beautiful (A Justina Chen Novel)

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The doctor's office is on the other side of town. That's a whole hour each way, if I walk slow. An hour of outside and rain and flowers and fresh fucking air.

— Offred (June Osborne) (Elisabeth Moss), The Handmaid's Tale, Season 1: Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum

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Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

— Ann Perkins (Rashida Jones), Parks and Recreation, Season 4: The Treaty

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Doing kegels is crucial for strengthening your pelvic floor muscles, which are key in producing stronger, mind-blowing orgasms—not to mention bladder control. Note to self: Include kegels in every workout.

— Ashley Oerman, 11 Ways to Keep Your Vagina Happy and Healthy

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Endorphins don't work on me.

— Hannah Horvath, Girls

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Always remember that your workout is about you. It's not about anyone else at the gym or in your bootcamp class. Focus on improving YOU.

— Fitness&Motivation, via twitter.com

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It doesn’t take long to exercise. An hour a day? You trade 8 hours of your day working for money. I’d give an hour to be sexy.

— Tyler Valkanas, 7 Points About Getting in Shape That You Need To Know

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I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.

— Tina Fey, Bossypants

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A lot of singers think all they have to do is exercise their tonsils to get ahead. They refuse to look for new ideas and new outlets, so they fall by the wayside... I'm going to try to find out the new ideas before the others do.

— Ella Fitzgerald, via www.ellafitzgerald.com

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I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less doughnuts.

— Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), House, Season 1: Kids

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Reading is to the mind, what exercise is to the body. As by the one, health is preserved, strengthened, and invigorated: by the other, virtue (which is the health of the mind) is kept alive, cherished, and confirmed.

— Joseph Addison, The Tatler, Volume 3

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Exercise daily. Exercise will tone your muscles, especially your chest muscles, or pectorals, and give a firmness to breasts, making them appear somewhat larger and definitely perkier.

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A kid who moves is a kid who learns.

— Richard Simmons, Richard Simmons Obesity Crusade

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Samantha: Hey, you wanna go for a run?

Joelle: Like white girls in TV shows when they need a visually interesting way to deliver exposition?

— Joelle Brooks (Ashley Blaine Featherson), Dear White People, Volume 2: Chapter I

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Studies show that if you eat well, exercise, and don't do drugs or alcohol, YOU WILL DIE.

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Ann: Do you exercise?

Ron: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.

— Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman), Parks and Recreation, Season 5: Animal Control

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Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

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People treat me like family, 'cause I've always treated them like family. My father said something years ago: 'Know no strangers.' Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody?

— Richard Simmons, Richard Simmons 'Still Doin' It' at 60

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