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|AKA:||Paul Stephen Rudd, Paul Rudd|
|Birthday:||April 6, 1969|
|Birthplace:||Passaic, New Jersey, United States|
|Educated At:||American Academy Of Dramatic Arts, University Of Kansas|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Actor, Comedian, Writer, Producer, Television Actor|
AKA: Paul Stephen Rudd, Paul Rudd
Birthday: April 6, 1969
Birthplace: Passaic, New Jersey, United States
Educated At: American Academy Of Dramatic Arts, University Of Kansas
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Actor, Comedian, Writer, Producer, Television Actor
Josh: How about sterilization?”
Cher: I have direction.
Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.”
Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.
Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.”
Cher: Well, you look like Forrest Gump. Who’s Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Uh, someone Mel Gibson never played.”
Cassie: Are you a monster?
Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster?
Cassie: …I want my daddy!
Yellowjacket: [menacingly] I know. I want your daddy, too.”
New Miles: I am you!”
Hank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.
Scott Lang: Makes sense.”
Scott: You're gonna show me how to punch? [holds up his hand as a target] Okay. Show me how to—[Hope cuts him off with a punch to the face]
Hope: That's how you punch.
Scott: OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?”
Hank: [on comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott?
Scott: Who said that?
[After Hank briefs Scott on what Cross is planning and wants him to be the Ant-Man]
Scott: Ok, the first thing we should do…is call the Avengers.
Hank: [Angry] I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a Stark, I sure as hell don't intend to give it to another! This isn't some cute tech like the Iron Man suit, it could change the face of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy throwing cities out of the sky…”
Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.
Scott: Good. [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]
Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!
Dave: That's witchcraft!
Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!
Dave: That's wizardry!
Luis: How'd you do that, bro?
Scott: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder. [Luis looks at his shoulder and sees the miniaturized Scott]
Luis: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!
Scott: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!”
Hope: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning-fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics.
Scott: Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute.
Hope: Paraponera clavata.
Scott: I know, bullet ants, right? Number one on the Schmidt Pain Index.
Hope: Camponotus pennsylvanicus.
Hank: Alternatively known as a carpenter ant. Ideal for ground and air transport.
Scott: [with the carpenter ant he previously flew on] Wait a minute. I know this guy. I'm gonna call him Antony.
Hank: That's good. That's very good, because this time you're really gonna have to learn how to control him.”
Hope: Scott, get out of there!
Hank: Abort! Abort now!
Scott: No, it's okay. Doesn't look like anyone's home.”
Hank Pym: Stark.
Howard Stark: [murmuring] He doesn't seem happy… [normal] Hello, Hank, You're supposed to be in Moscow.
Hank Pym: I took a detour. [takes a Pym Particle vial and puts it on the desk] Through your defense lab.
Peggy Carter: Tell me that isn't what I think it is.
Hank Pym: That depends if you think it's a poor attempt to replicate my work. Even for this group, that takes nerve.
Mitchell Carson: You were instructed to go to Russia. May I remind you, Dr. Pym, that you're a soldier?
Hank Pym: I'm a scientist.
Howard Stark: Then act like one, The Pym Particle is the most revolutionary science ever developed, help us put it to good use.
Hank Pym: I let you turn me into your errand boy, and now you try to steal my research?
Mitchell Carson: If only you'd protected Janet with such ferocity, Dr. Pym. [Pym takes a moment to control himself before he slams Carson's head into the desk]
Peggy Carter: [intervening] Easy, Hank!
Hank Pym: You mention my wife again, and I'll show you ferocity.
Howard Stark: [as Carson stares at him] Don't look at me. You said it.
Hank Pym: I formally tender my resignation.
Howard Stark: We won't accept it…formally. Hank, we need you. The Pym Particle is a miracle. Please, don't let your past determine the future.
Hank Pym: As long as I am alive, nobody will ever get that formula. [Pym turns around and leaves calmly]
Mitchell Carson: We shouldn't let him leave the building.
Peggy Carter: You've already lied to him, now you want to go to war with him?
Mitchell Carson: Yes! Our scientists haven't come close to replicating his work.
Howard Stark: He just kicked your ass full-size. You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?”
Luis: How serious are we talkin', Scotty?
Scott: It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic.
Luis: Wow. can you crack it?
Scott: Well here's the thing. It doesn't do so well with cold. You remember what that iceberg did, right?
Luis: Yeah, it killed DiCaprio.
Dave: Killed everyone.
Kurt: Did not kill the old lady. She survives to throw jewel in ocean.”