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AKA: | Paul Fusco |
Birthday: | January 29, 1953 |
Birthplace: | New Haven, Connecticut, United States |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Puppeteer, Actor |
Total quotes: 21
Paul Fusco
characterAKA: Paul Fusco
Birthday: January 29, 1953
Birthplace: New Haven, Connecticut, United States
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Puppeteer, Actor
Total quotes: 21
“Let's go to dinner. Don't worry—tab's on me. Though I'm not paying for Brian's invisible friend.”
Tagged:
Dinner, pick up the tab
“Kate Tanner: Has anyone seen my yellow ribbon?
ALF: I don't know, what color is it? Ha! I kill me.
Brian Tanner: Ha! You kill me.”
ALF: I don't know, what color is it? Ha! I kill me.
Brian Tanner: Ha! You kill me.”
Tagged:
You Kill Me
“Kate Tanner: [after ALF claims that according to a magazine article, he is a thrill-seeker] This from the same person who watched the movie Aliens from under the couch?
ALF: Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.”
ALF: Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.”
Tagged:
thrill-seeker, Mob
“Willie: I was going down Fifth Street Road, and instead of taking a left I took a right...
ALF: I thought you couldn't turn right down that road, it's a one-way street.
Willie: ALF, what difference does it make to you?
ALF: What difference does it make? HAH! I'm not driving with you anymore!”
ALF: I thought you couldn't turn right down that road, it's a one-way street.
Willie: ALF, what difference does it make to you?
ALF: What difference does it make? HAH! I'm not driving with you anymore!”
Tagged:
Driving, Directions
“[ALF is discovered under Willie and Kate's bed]
Kate: ALF, what are you doing down there?
ALF: Trying to keep warm! The garage is FREEZING! I've been down here the last couple of nights!
Willie: [uneasy] Were you here, Sunday night?
ALF: [winks] Don't worry, I was sound asleep. Didn't hear a THING.”
Kate: ALF, what are you doing down there?
ALF: Trying to keep warm! The garage is FREEZING! I've been down here the last couple of nights!
Willie: [uneasy] Were you here, Sunday night?
ALF: [winks] Don't worry, I was sound asleep. Didn't hear a THING.”
Tagged:
Hiding, didn't hear a thing
“ALF: Um, excuse me, sir. Can I have a word with you?
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: Who said that?
ALF: I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong.
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: [Looks at ALF with a flashlight] Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls.
ALF: Oh yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: HUH? AAAUGH! [jumps out the bedroom window, scared]”
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: Who said that?
ALF: I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong.
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: [Looks at ALF with a flashlight] Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls.
ALF: Oh yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: HUH? AAAUGH! [jumps out the bedroom window, scared]”
Tagged:
Burglar, Intimidation
“Willie: What are you playing?
ALF: [at a video game] Space Invaders.
Willie: What do they do? Live in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your back yard?
ALF: You're in a mood...
Willie: Yes, I am! Because I found my good hoe, in THIS condition!
[holds up a pole with a bit of mangled scrap iron on one end]
ALF: Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was plowing up your yard and I hit a water main... Don't worry, it wasn't yours.”
ALF: [at a video game] Space Invaders.
Willie: What do they do? Live in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your back yard?
ALF: You're in a mood...
Willie: Yes, I am! Because I found my good hoe, in THIS condition!
[holds up a pole with a bit of mangled scrap iron on one end]
ALF: Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was plowing up your yard and I hit a water main... Don't worry, it wasn't yours.”
Tagged:
Video Games, space invaders
“Willie Tanner: ALF!
Flakey Pete: [walks into the kitchen] Oh. Hi Willie.
Willie Tanner: Where is he?
Flakey Pete: Who? Your little alien guy?
Willie Tanner: If anything... anything has happened to him, you're gonna be...
ALF: Hey. Willie.
Willie Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Willie Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Brian Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Lynn Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Kate Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie?”
Flakey Pete: [walks into the kitchen] Oh. Hi Willie.
Willie Tanner: Where is he?
Flakey Pete: Who? Your little alien guy?
Willie Tanner: If anything... anything has happened to him, you're gonna be...
ALF: Hey. Willie.
Willie Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Willie Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Brian Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Lynn Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie!
Kate Tanner: ALF!
ALF: Willie?”
Tagged:
greetings, Mistaken Identity
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