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|Birthday:||January 29, 1953|
|Birthplace:||New Haven, Connecticut, United States|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Puppeteer, Actor|
AKA: Paul Fusco
Birthday: January 29, 1953
Birthplace: New Haven, Connecticut, United States
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Puppeteer, Actor
Aaron King: Sure... I'll just head on over to Graceland and pick up my Rolodex.”
ALF: I don't know, what color is it? Ha! I kill me.
Brian Tanner: Ha! You kill me.”
Kate Tanner: Ignorance is your excuse all the time!
ALF: I don't know what you are talking about.”
ALF: I'm so tired of that stereotype.”
ALF: Only above the waist.”
ALF: Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.”
ALF: I thought you couldn't turn right down that road, it's a one-way street.
Willie: ALF, what difference does it make to you?
ALF: What difference does it make? HAH! I'm not driving with you anymore!”
Kate: ALF, what are you doing down there?
ALF: Trying to keep warm! The garage is FREEZING! I've been down here the last couple of nights!
Willie: [uneasy] Were you here, Sunday night?
ALF: [winks] Don't worry, I was sound asleep. Didn't hear a THING.”
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: Who said that?
ALF: I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong.
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: [Looks at ALF with a flashlight] Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls.
ALF: Oh yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: HUH? AAAUGH! [jumps out the bedroom window, scared]”
ALF: [at a video game] Space Invaders.
Willie: What do they do? Live in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your back yard?
ALF: You're in a mood...
Willie: Yes, I am! Because I found my good hoe, in THIS condition!
[holds up a pole with a bit of mangled scrap iron on one end]
ALF: Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was plowing up your yard and I hit a water main... Don't worry, it wasn't yours.”
Flakey Pete: [walks into the kitchen] Oh. Hi Willie.
Willie Tanner: Where is he?
Flakey Pete: Who? Your little alien guy?
Willie Tanner: If anything... anything has happened to him, you're gonna be...
ALF: Hey. Willie.
Willie Tanner: ALF!
Willie Tanner: ALF!
Brian Tanner: ALF!
Lynn Tanner: ALF!
Kate Tanner: ALF!
Willie Tanner: That was not Elvis Presley.
ALF: Are you kidding?, he was on that sandwich like red beans on rice.
Lynn Tanner: He didn't seem like Elvis to me either.
ALF: Elvis was a brilliant actor. He could play anything from a singing race car driver to a singing deep sea diver.”