“I am a grown-ass woman, and sometimes I want to make bad decisions, so let me.”— Paula Pell, Mary Wagner, Mary Sohn, imdb.com
“I have done some bad things but I've always known why.”— Farhad Safinia, Mayor Tom Kane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com
“I give myself very good advice. But I very seldom follow it.”— Winston Hibler, Alice (voice), Kathryn Beaumont, imdb.com
“I'm just worried that if we see each other we're going to end up having sex.”— Lena Dunham, Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, imdb.com
“Why are you so intent on moving out of a house that you like, in order for you to continue to do a job you don't like?”— Alicia Marie Schudt, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com
“Henry: Well, fooling around with your best friend's sister certainly wasn't your most brilliant idea. Shawn: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle.”— Saladin K. Patterson, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com