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Mike McMahan Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Get off the high road, Summer! We all got pinkeye because you won't stop texting on the toilet.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Toilet, High Road, Texting, germs, Pinkeye
“Rick: Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers, but fucks with you in unforeseeable ways? Bring it to 'Curse Purge Plus'! I-I use science to un-curse the items for cash, and you get to keep the powers. This guy got mysterious sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what? He would've had to run until he died, making them worthless. I removed the curse, making them worth, like, I don't know, $8 million? See you at the Olympics. This eerily intelligent doll was threatening to murder its family. Now it does their taxes.

Doll: Everything's deductible.

Rick: Don't pay for cool stuff with your soul. Pay for it with money. You know, like how every store in the world works?”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Something Ricked This Way Comes
Tagged: creepy, devil, Powers, Curse, olympics, Taxes, Soul, Money
“Beth: Sorry Jerry, you're real.

Jerry: [crying] I'm a parasite!

Beth: Yeah... but you're real.”
— Beth Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Reality, Parasite, real, Crying
“Ooh yeah, shame me. At least when I'm disgusting it's on purpose.”
— Summer Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
“Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Rubber baby bubby bunkers!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Mr. Beauregard: Ah, Master Rick, remember when you weren't going to shoot me?

Rick: [shoots Mr. Beauregard in the face] I guess Iiii did the butler! Hahaaa! Does that, does that scan?

Ghost in a Jar: Oh, I-I get it. It's a play on 'the butler did it.'

Rick: Thanks Ghost in a Jar. You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: butler, Word Play, comedy, shoot, Obscure
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