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Michael McKean Quotes

Total quotes: 29
“ I know you. I know what you were, what you are. People don't change.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Pimento
Tagged: People Don't Change, Staying the Same, Change
“You think I'm trouble now, as your partner? Imagine me as your enemy.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Fall
Tagged: enemies, Partners, Causing Trouble
“Shirley: We won't go out with just any old creep!

Laverne: Yeah, only those who ask us!”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Hi, Neighbor Book 2
Tagged: Dating, selective, Creep
“I'm gonna make a good living. Plus, I'll practically never hit you or nothin'...”
— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Look Before You Leap
Tagged: Domestic Violence
“See, that's your problem, Jimmy. Thinking that the ends justify the means. And you're forever shocked when it all blows up in your face.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Gloves Off
Tagged: Problem, Blow up in your face, Shocked, ends justify the means
“Electricity is everywhere in the modern world. But I very much appreciate the indulgence of the panel for their accommodation here today. I can handle this fine.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Chicanery
Tagged: Electricity, Handle This, Panel, modern world
“Jimmy McGill: You are such an asshole.

Chuck McGill: Why? For pointing out that her one mistake was believing in you?”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Gloves Off
Tagged: asshole, Believing In You, argument
“Look at you. You're in so much pain. Why are you putting yourself through all this?”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: Pain, Suffering, Torturing Yourself
“I have to believe that you'll face those consequences and you'll come out the other side a better man.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Sunk Costs
Tagged: Consequences, Better Man, Other Side
“Are you telling the truth? Or are you just trying to make me feel better?”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Klick
Tagged: Feel Better, The Truth, Lies
“This is what you do. You hurt people over and over and over, and then there's this show of remorse.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: hurt, Remorse, Remorselessness
“You don't have to make up with me. We don't have to understand each other. Things are fine the way they are.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: forgiveness, Making Up, Accepting What Happened
“ I don't doubt that your emotions are real. But what's the point of all the sad faces and the gnashing of teeth? If you're not going to change your behavior...”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: Change Your Behavior, emotions, What Is The Point
“Monique: Bachelor #2, what kind of vegetable would you be?

Lenny: I would be a sauerkraut. It was my only toy as a child.”
— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Dating Game
Tagged: The Dating Game, Sauerkraut
“Lenny: Boy, am I going to dream about her tonight!

Squiggy: Just don't make those gurgly sounds...”
— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: The Pact
Tagged: Sex Dreams
“My brother is not a bad person. He has a good heart. It's just he can't help himself. And everyone's left picking up the pieces.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Good Heart, Picking Up The Pieces, brothers
“I don't want to hurt your feelings. But the truth is, you've never mattered all that much to me.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: Never Mattered, mean, Heartless
“My family may have left Poland in disgrace, but some day we'll return the same way!”
— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: The Debutante Ball
Tagged: Family, Poland, Disgrace
“Well, Laverne Kosnowski. I guess tonight’s the night we finally constipate our marriage… in the biblical sense.”
— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Road to Burbank
Tagged: Wedding Night, Constipate, Malapropism
“Confidence is good. Facts on your side, better. Know what you're walking into.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Pimento
Tagged: Confidence, Facts, Walking Into
“You’ve seen Laverne peddling around this apartment in her Frederick’s of Hollywood negligence!”
— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Road to Burbank
Tagged: Fredericks of Hollywood, Malapropism, Negligence
“My evidence? My evidence is knowing my brother for his entire life.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Nailed
Tagged: evidence, Knowledge, Brother, Life
“Hey, you and Mozart, huh? You both started young.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Nailed
Tagged: Mozart, young, Children
“'Perspective.' You want perspective? I'll give you mine. You're my brother, and I love you, but you're like an alcoholic who refuses to admit he's got a problem. Now someone's given you the keys to the school bus and I am not going to let you drive it off a cliff.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Perspective, Drunk, Alcohol, Intervention, Problem, Love
“This is an opportunity. That's why I'm doing this, not to punish you. To show you – truly show you – that you have to make a change before it's too late. Before you destroy yourself, or someone else. And I believe you can change. You'll find your path. And when you're ready, I will be there to help you walk that path.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Sunk Costs
Tagged: opportunities, fresh start, punishment, Changes
“The price of excellence is eternal vigilance.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Amarillo
Tagged: vigilance, excellence, Pay The Price
“Confidence is good. Facts on your side, better.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Pimento
Tagged: Facts, Confidence, How To Be Successful On Instagram
“Facts are facts.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Nailed
Tagged: Facts, The Truth
“No crime is complete without the cover-up.”
— Chuck McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Nailed
Tagged: Crime, Cover-Up, criminal
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