“Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!”— John Logan, Gore Verbinski, James Ward Byrkit, Balthazar (voice), Harry Dean Stanton, imdb.com
“No. That's not how it works. Winning the lottery twice, like, the chances of that are astrological.”— Maggie Rowe, Cooler, George Basil, imdb.com
“I sleep in there, party in there, I do whatever in there, baby. It's my hyperbolic chamber, man. Know what I'm saying? It gets your platelet levels going, and your hemoglobins and your DNA and shit. TO got one, man!”— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Radon Randell, Page Kennedy, imdb.com
“Well, Laverne Kosnowski. I guess tonight’s the night we finally constipate our marriage… in the biblical sense.”— Winifred Hervey, Lenny, Michael McKean, imdb.com
“You’ve seen Laverne peddling around this apartment in her Frederick’s of Hollywood negligence!”— Winifred Hervey, Lenny, Michael McKean, imdb.com