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|Birthday:||September 5, 1951|
|Birthplace:||Coraopolis, Pennsylvania, United States|
|Educated At:||Kent State University|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Dub Actor, Singer, Film Director|
Birthday: September 5, 1951
Birthplace: Coraopolis, Pennsylvania, United States
Educated At: Kent State University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Dub Actor, Singer, Film Director
Spouse: Caroline McWilliams
Walter 'Robby' Robinson: Yeah, you and everyone else.”
Rick Mattox: Dead hero.”
Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.”
Walter 'Robby' Robinson: Well, certainly, the best that priest could hope for.”
Beetlejuice: [pops out of a crack] Hey! Hey, you! Hey, come here!
[fly stops, looks Betelgeuse's direction while the hands hold up a Zagnut candy bar]
Beetlejuice: Got something good for ya... Here, boy. Wanna come on over? Have a bite? Want something to nosh?
[enticed by the bar, the fly comes closer, quite hesitant...]
Beetlejuice: [laughs] Come here! [grabs the fly and pulls him into the crack, throws the Zagnut aside]
The Fly: Help me! Help me! Help meeeee! [a burp is heard]”
Beetlejuice: Dead. Dead, dead, deadski.
Lydia: Of course they're dead. They're ghosts.
Beetlejuice: No, I mean they're gone, split, out of here, afterlife kids, deceased—ahh.
Lydia: Are you a ghost, too?
Beetlejuice: I'm a ghost with the most, babe.”
Lydia: I want to get in.
Beetlejuice: Why?...You know, hey, you probably got your reasons. I can't do anything from here. If you could get me out, then maybe we could talk or something.”
Beetlejuice: Ah. Well...I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen THE EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY...NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?”
Barbara: Adam, why did you build that?
Adam: I didn't! [Adam and Barbara appear at Juno's office]
Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!”
Phil Saviano: Yeah! Why do you keep repeating everything I say?
Walter 'Robby' Robinson: [quieter than before] I just like to clarify things.
Phil Saviano: Maybe you should have clarified it five years ago when I sent you all of this stuff! It's all... right here! [silence, Phil composes himself] May I use your bathroom? [pause]
Matt Carroll: Yeah, sure, Phil.”