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Betelgeuse Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“[Trying to get Lydia to say his name three times] No, you don't need to talk to Barbara. Just SAY IT!”
— Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
Tagged: Incantation, Say It
“I'll eat anything you want me to eat. I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow. But, come on down and I'll...chew on a dog! Arroooo!”
— Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
Tagged: Hunger, Gluttony
“[why he can't tell Lydia his name]
Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.”
— Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
Tagged: Autographs, Hell, living hell
“I'm just doin' my job, besides, I thought we had a deal! Hey, it's OK. You know why? I don't wanna do business with you deadbeats anyway. The only one I think I can deal with is Edgar Allan Poe's daughter. I think she understands me.”
— Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
Tagged: Deadbeats, Edgar Allan Poe
“Go ahead, make my millennium.”
— Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
Tagged: Make My Day, clint eastwood
“Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.”
— Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose
“These aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules.”
— Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
Tagged: Rules, No Rules
“Adam: What are your qualifications?

Beetlejuice: Ah. Well...I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen THE EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY...NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?”
— Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
Tagged: Harvard, juilliard, black plague, The Exorcist, Zombie
“Beetlejuice: I'm feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It's been about six hundred years after all. I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little action... [a brothel appears, he dances with joy] Hey Adam, nice move!

Barbara: Adam, why did you build that?

Adam: I didn't! [Adam and Barbara appear at Juno's office]

Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!”
— Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious
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