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Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You left me to die.

Arya Stark: First, I robbed you.

Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You're a cold little bitch, aren't you? Guess that's why you're still alive.

— Sandor Clegane (Rory McCann), Game of Thrones, Season 8: Winterfell

cold Bitch Survival Robbery

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See, the great thing about robbing a fat guy is it's an easy getaway. You know? They can't really chase ya!

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Finale (Part 1)

Robbery Fat-Shaming

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I stayed with him for about a month, hoboing our way east, stealing and burning everything we could. I taught him how to set fire to a church after we robbed it. We got very busy on that, robbing and burning a church regular every chance we got.

— Carl Panzram, via www.amazon.com

Serial Killers Hobos Stealing Church Burning Robbery

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Whenever human activity is directed exclusively to the service of the instinct for self-preservation it is called theft or usury, robbery or burglary, etc.

— Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

self-preservation Theft Usury Robbery Burglary

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Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!

— Luis (Michael Pena), Ant-Man

Coffee Robbery Gratitude

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Lou Solverson: It's a diner robbery in Minnesota, Karl. Not a presidential assassination.

Karl Weathers: Oh, sure. That's how it starts—with something small, like a break-in at the Watergate Hotel. But just watch. This thing's only getting bigger.

— Karl Weathers (Nick Offerman), Fargo, Season 2: Waiting for Dutch

Presidential Assassination Minnesota Robbery Watergate

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I have no desire whatever to reform myself. My only desire is to reform other people who try to reform me. and I believe that the only way to reform people is to kill ’em.

— Carl Panzram, Lustmord: The Writings and Artifacts of Murderers

Reform Murder Rape Robbery

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Stick it up your bottom!

— Juliet Hulme (Kate Winslet), Heavenly Creatures

rectum Shove It

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Hamish: Some men are longer than others.

Campbell: Your mother been telling ya stories about me again, eh?

— Randall Wallace, Braveheart

Penis Size Yo Mama

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Hey, check this out. ‘For a good time, call Beavis's mom.’

— Butt-head (Mike Judge), Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: At the Movies

Yo Mama

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I’m an honest man, my mama told me never put it on the lotto and
I work for everything I get that is my motto, fam
so when I die, these bitches still can fuck my hologram, god damn.

— Mac Miller and Lil B, Time Flies (feat. Lil B) (GO :OD AM)

Hip-Hop honest mama Fam Hologram Bitches Fuck

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Black Gloved Robber: Where is the key?

Biscuit: Did you check your mother's rectum?

— Biscuit (Michael Jai White), Dragged Across Concrete

Trusting a cop, one that's crooked as fuck, is the dilemma. Only thing absolutely certain about you is that you don't give a shit about any oath you swear to.

— Biscuit (Michael Jai White), Dragged Across Concrete

I don't like doing things with so many question marks everywhere.

— Biscuit (Michael Jai White), Dragged Across Concrete

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A naked women robbed a bank.
Nobody could remember her face.

— LegendaryFalcon, A naked women robbed a bank.

Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You left me to die.

Arya Stark: First, I robbed you.

Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You're a cold little bitch, aren't you? Guess that's why you're still alive.

— Sandor Clegane (Rory McCann), Game of Thrones, Season 8: Winterfell

See, the great thing about robbing a fat guy is it's an easy getaway. You know? They can't really chase ya!

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Finale (Part 1)

I stayed with him for about a month, hoboing our way east, stealing and burning everything we could. I taught him how to set fire to a church after we robbed it. We got very busy on that, robbing and burning a church regular every chance we got.

— Carl Panzram, via www.amazon.com

Whenever human activity is directed exclusively to the service of the instinct for self-preservation it is called theft or usury, robbery or burglary, etc.

— Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!

— Luis (Michael Pena), Ant-Man

Lou Solverson: It's a diner robbery in Minnesota, Karl. Not a presidential assassination.

Karl Weathers: Oh, sure. That's how it starts—with something small, like a break-in at the Watergate Hotel. But just watch. This thing's only getting bigger.

— Karl Weathers (Nick Offerman), Fargo, Season 2: Waiting for Dutch

I have no desire whatever to reform myself. My only desire is to reform other people who try to reform me. and I believe that the only way to reform people is to kill ’em.

— Carl Panzram, Lustmord: The Writings and Artifacts of Murderers

Stick it up your bottom!

— Juliet Hulme (Kate Winslet), Heavenly Creatures

Hamish: Some men are longer than others.

Campbell: Your mother been telling ya stories about me again, eh?

— Randall Wallace, Braveheart

Hey, check this out. ‘For a good time, call Beavis's mom.’

— Butt-head (Mike Judge), Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: At the Movies

I’m an honest man, my mama told me never put it on the lotto and
I work for everything I get that is my motto, fam
so when I die, these bitches still can fuck my hologram, god damn.

— Mac Miller and Lil B, Time Flies (feat. Lil B) (GO :OD AM)

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