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Michael Jai White

Michael Jai White

Birthname

AKA Michael White

Birthday November 10, 1967

Birthplace Brooklyn, New York, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Martial Artist, Taekwondo Athlete, Karateka

Characters Portrayed

Biscuit

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Trusting a cop, one that's crooked as fuck, is the dilemma. Only thing absolutely certain about you is that you don't give a shit about any oath you swear to.

— Biscuit (Michael Jai White), Dragged Across Concrete

Police Corruption crooked oath Shit Fuck

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Black Gloved Robber: Where is the key?

Biscuit: Did you check your mother's rectum?

— Biscuit (Michael Jai White), Dragged Across Concrete

Robbery rectum Yo Mama

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I don't like doing things with so many question marks everywhere.

— Biscuit (Michael Jai White), Dragged Across Concrete

Uncertainty question marks

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Laws change depending on what cop you’re talking to.

— Mark Baumer, via twitter.com

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Kevin Richardson: Why are they doing us like this?

Raymond Santana: What other way they ever do us?

— Young Raymond Santana (Marquis Rodriguez), When They See Us, Season 1: Part One

unjust unfair Police Corrupt

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This is a police sketch of Mom. Her top fell off while she was walking down the street and this mother and children, they gave descriptions of Mom to the police, and the guy did a wonderful job.

— Little Vivvy (Bill Hader), Documentary Now!, Season 1: Sandy Passage

Police sketch Nudity Police Top picture

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At the risk of agreeing with you, community policing is a great idea.

— Mike Pence, The Vice-Presidential Debate - LIVE Tuesday, October 4, 2016 9 PM EST

Election 2016 Crime Police Mike Pence Tim Kaine

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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?
He answered, "Call for backup."

— PineappleMcGee, A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

mother Son Police

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Why did the police officer apprehend the insomniac?
They were resisting a rest.

— Infinityexile, Why did the police officer apprehend the insomniac?

Police Insomniac

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Crime is going down everywhere but in the New York City Police Department.

— Al Sharpton, The Campaign: Rudy Giuliani, Ruth Messinger, Al Sharpton, And The Race To Be Mayor Of New York City

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What's the police's favorite gaming console?
WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U

— TheSitron, What's the police's favorite gaming console?

Police Gaming Console

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There was a shooting at a computer hardware shop. Police say it was a drive buy

— lepusfelix, There was a shooting at a computer hardware shop

shooting computer Hardware Police

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[wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store]

I don't know if it's this uniform, but I've never craved doughnuts before in my life.

— Burton 'Gus' Guster (Dule Hill), Psych, Season 5: We'd Like to Thank the Academy

Police Uniform doughnuts Craving

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I’m not saying a conversation between one police officer and one gay guy will solve all the problems, but maybe it can open up eyes to something more.

— Karamo Brown, Queer Eye, Season 1: Dega Don't

Conversation Police gay Problems Eye Opening

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Of all the ways the government dips into our pocket and steals our money, my least favorite is when the police gives us bogus tickets just to fill up their quotas.

— Mike Baxter (Tim Allen), Last Man Standing, Season 3: All About Eve

traffic tickets government theft Police quotas

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...you can truly grieve for every officer who has been lost in the line of duty in this country and still be troubled by cases of police overreach. Those two ideas are not mutually exclusive. You can have great regard for law enforcement and still want them to be held to high standards.

— John Stewart, Jon Stewart Fesses Up to 'One Factual Error' in His Police Shootings Report, Then Curses Out Fox News (Video)

Police Black Lives Matter black lives Matter Movement Change Progress

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We need a special prosecutor, now. And a prosecutor who can look at these cases of police brutality or police wrongdoing and make real judgments and decide whether people should go to trial.

— Russell Simmons, EXCLUSIVE: Russell Simmons Joins 25,000 Marching in NYC, Calls For Special Prosecutor [VIDEO]

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We must remember the police are needed the most where crime is the highest. Politicians and activists who seek to remove police or policing from a community are hurting the poorest and most vulnerable Americans.

— Donald Trump, Donald Trump Delivers Remarks on Veterans' Issues

Donald Trump 2016 Election Police

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You wanna know the worst thing that's ever happened here in the four years I've been working here? Do you wanna know the worst thing? It was when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie's head because it thought that her hair was a nest.

— Jim Hopper, Stranger Things

Stranger Things Supernatural Police Worst Thing Funny

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Arrest is an instantaneous, shattering thrust, expulsion, somersault from one state into another.

— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago

Prison Arrest Police

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Of course I’m dangerous. I’m police. I could do terrible things to people... with impunity.

— Rust Cohle (Matthew McConaughey), True Detective, Season 1: Seeing Things

Police Standing Above Justice Cops Getting Away With Things Cops

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All of your police, judges, lawyers, wardens, doctors, National Crime Commissions and writers have combined to find out and remedy the cause and effect of crime. With all this knowledge and power at their command, they have accomplished nothing except to make conditions worse instead of better.

— Carl Panzram, via www-rohan.sdsu.edu

Serial Killers Police Judges Lawyers Wardens Crime punishment

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I didn't commit a crime. I didn't rape anybody. I didn't assault anybody. I didn't get a DUI. I mean, my God, there are celebrities that fucking kill people.

— Joyce Chen, Kathy Griffin Calls Fallout After Trump Photo Scandal a 'Double Standard'

Commit Crime Rape Kill Murder Assault DUI Police Fault celebrity Judgement innocent

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Surely the fact that a uniformed police officer is wearing his hair below his collar will make him no less identifiable as a policeman.

— Thurgood Marshall, Dissenting opinion in 7-2 ruling that upheld police rules on short haircuts and no beards

Police Identity Uniform fact

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We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.

— Benjamin Harrison, Treasury of Presidential Quotations

Americans Power Police Commission God

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