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Michael Hitchcock

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Michael Hitchcock

Birthname

AKA: Michael Hitchcock

Birthday: July 28, 1958

Birthplace: Defiance, OH, United States

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Television Producer, Screenwriter, Actor

Total quotes: 2

“ I do other things that are sinful. I've had premarital sex, lots of it. And sometimes I watch adult content and take care of myself, and I don't mean in the vitamins/exercise kind of way.”

— Josh Chan, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh and I Are Good People!

Tagged: sins, Sex, masturbation

“I have an I.Q. of 164. On the entire S.A.T., I got two questions wrong and in subsequent years those questions were strickened for being misleading. But I know *nothing* about life! Yeah, no. Truly, nothing! Like, I make AWFUL decisions! Like really, you know, really, really awful decisions.”

— Rebecca Bunch, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: Josh and I Are Good People!

Tagged: Smart, Stupid, Life, Book Smarts, Awful Decisions

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