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Michael Bacall Quotes

Total quotes: 34
“ You'll never know what you can't achieve, until you don't achieve it.”
— Mr. Gordon, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Achievements, Try Your Best
“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Urination, Rain
“When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say 'shut the fuck up,' I'm talking to you.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: shut up, insults
“Scott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows?

Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Secret, Unpopular
“When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give shit.

Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Black, white
“I know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt. And I know you have reasons for not wanting talk about your past. I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: mysterious, Aloof, hurt, Lesbians
“We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Bands, sex bomb, Death, Sad
“You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape.”
— Eric Molson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Rape, Prison
“One, don't try hard at anything. Okay? Two, make fun of people who do try. Three, be handsome. Four, if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five, drive a kick-ass car.”
— Officer Greg Jenko / Brad McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Popularity, high school
“They’re teenagers, man. They’re really stupid, so you should blend right in.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: teenagers, Stupid
“If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they’ll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Minors, underage drinking
“One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor - carry the '2' - changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider. Fuck you, Science!”
— Officer Greg Jenko / Brad McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Science, Back To The Future
“ I know what you're thinking: angry, black captain. Well guess what? I'm black, and I worked my ASS off to be the captain. And sometimes, I get a little angry, so suck a dick!”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Black, Police
“Korean Jesus, I just really don’t want to fuck this up. I’m sorry for swearing so much. The end? I don’t really know how to end a prayer. The end? Yeah.”
— Officer Morton Schmidt / Doug McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: prayer, Cursing
“Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.”
— Officer Morton Schmidt / Doug McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Popularity, Protect The Environment
“I’m not like, some like, fifties Letterman who pins a girl. I mean, yeah, we blow each other sometimes. But it’s not a thing. I just like, I don’t know. I don’t believe in possession, chowfeel.”
— Eric Molson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Casual Sex, Casual Relationship
“Bouncer: Password?

Scott Pilgrim: Whatever..

Bouncer: Cool.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Korea, jesus
“I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown.”
— Principal Dadier, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Black, gay
“Hi I was thinking about asking you out but then I realized how stupid that would be.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Dude this thing claims I have mail. Dude, now I'm reading it. Dear mister Pilgrim it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is mister Patel. Fair warning. Mono e mono, blah blah. ”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“I have to go pee due to boredom.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Pee, Boredom
“You don't care about the environment? That's fucked up, man!”
— Eric Molson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: environment, Nature
“He punched the highlights out of her hair!”
— 'Young' Neil Nordegraf, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Domestic Violence
“Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?”
— Officer Greg Jenko / Brad McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: chemistry, Shapes
“Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will but I prefer not to.”
— Officer Morton Schmidt / Doug McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Oral Sex, SMD
“I don’t like when guys are mean to girls.”
— Officer Morton Schmidt / Doug McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Guys, Girls
“You ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfucker?”
— Officer Greg Jenko / Brad McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: badass, boasting
“Fortunately for you two, we’re reviving a canceled undercover police program from the eighties, and revamping it for modern times. You see the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas. So all they do now is recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Movie Remake, Breaking The Fourth Wall
“You once were a ve-gone. But now you will be-gone.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Hey, what's up? Hey, you know Pac-Man. You know the original name for Pac-Man was Puck Man. Not because he looks like a hockey puck. But its Paku Paku. Means flap your mouth. But they thought people would scratch out the "p" and turn it into an "f" like "Fuck Man."”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.

Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind?

Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing.

Ramona V. Flowers: You have a band?

Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.

Ramona V. Flowers: [sighs] Sure.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: battle of the bands, one-night stand
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