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Michael Bacall Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“ You'll never know what you can't achieve, until you don't achieve it.”
— Mr. Gordon, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Achievements, Try Your Best
“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Urination, Rain
“When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say 'shut the fuck up,' I'm talking to you.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: shut up, insults
“Scott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows?

Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Secret, Unpopular
“When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape.”
— Eric Molson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Rape, Prison
“One, don't try hard at anything. Okay? Two, make fun of people who do try. Three, be handsome. Four, if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five, drive a kick-ass car.”
— Officer Greg Jenko / Brad McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Popularity, high school
“They’re teenagers, man. They’re really stupid, so you should blend right in.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: teenagers, Stupid
“If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they’ll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Minors, underage drinking
“Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Korea, jesus
“I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown.”
— Principal Dadier, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Black, gay
“Dude this thing claims I have mail. Dude, now I'm reading it. Dear mister Pilgrim it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is mister Patel. Fair warning. Mono e mono, blah blah. ”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“I have to go pee due to boredom.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Pee, Boredom
“He punched the highlights out of her hair!”
— 'Young' Neil Nordegraf, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Domestic Violence
“Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?”
— Officer Greg Jenko / Brad McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: chemistry, Shapes
“You ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfucker?”
— Officer Greg Jenko / Brad McQuaid, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: badass, boasting
“Fortunately for you two, we’re reviving a canceled undercover police program from the eighties, and revamping it for modern times. You see the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas. So all they do now is recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice.”
— Captain Dickson, 21 Jump Street
Tagged: Movie Remake, Breaking The Fourth Wall
“Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.

Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind?

Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing.

Ramona V. Flowers: You have a band?

Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.

Ramona V. Flowers: [sighs] Sure.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: battle of the bands, one-night stand
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