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Lorne Michaels Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“[left alone, chained to a cell wall] So I just wait here then?”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Understatement
“Lucky Day: Dusty, how do you like your bat?

Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: bat, medium rare
“You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: insults, Slime, Pig, Goat
“Dusty Bottoms: Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress.

Carmen: And that you have done, now what?

Dusty Bottoms: Well we really don't have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can over-plan these things.”
— Dusty Bottoms, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Plan A, Plan B, Over=Planning
“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: dangerous
“Dusty Bottoms: Hey, Lucky, what are you gonna do with your share of the money?

Lucky Day: [thinks] A car. A big, shiny silver car. I'll drive all over Hollywood. Show Flugleman a thing or two. What about you?

Dusty Bottoms: New York. Maybe Paris. Champagne. Parties. I'll be a big shot for a while.

Lucky Day: Yeah.

Dusty Bottoms: How about you, Ned?

Ned Nederlander: I'm gonna start a foundation to help homeless children.

Dusty Bottoms: [he and Lucky realize how selfless that is compared to their ideas] That occurred to me to do that at one point, too.

Lucky Day: Well, I meant that I would do that first, and then I would get a big shiny car.”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Hollywood, New York, champagne, parties
“Rosita: Have you ever kissed a girl?

Dusty Bottoms: Oh yeah, sure. Lots of times.

Rosita: Would you like to kiss me?

Dusty Bottoms: Yeah.

Rosita: Well?

Dusty Bottoms: What? Now? Here?

Rosita: Well, we could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda.

Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.”
— Dusty Bottoms, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Double Entendre, Kissing, veranda
“Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.

El Guapo: Many pinatas?

Jefe: Oh yes, many!

El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Jefe: A what?

El Guapo: A plethora.

Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.

El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Jefe: Why, El Guapo?

El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?”
— Jefe, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: plethora, Intellect
“Lucky Day: Reading telegram: ‘Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco put on show, stop. The In-famous El Guapo.’

Dusty Bottoms: What does that mean, in-famous?

Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous.

Lucky Day: 100,000 pesos to perform with this El Guapo, who's probably the biggest actor to come out of Mexico!

Dusty Bottoms: Wow, in-famous? In-famous?”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Famous, infamous, Mexico
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