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Lawrence H. Levy Quotes

Total quotes: 5
“The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. That's sexual perjury.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango
Tagged: orgasm, Faking Orgasm
“You know, nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango
Tagged: Sex, Female Orgasm, Effort
“You know it happens to everybody. It happened to Houdini. And he could get out of a trunk under water with his hands in chains! But he had a problem with that. The miracle is that it ever happens.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango
Tagged: Harry Houdini, Impotence, erectile dysfunction, Performance Anxiety, Erections
“It's all your fault! You and Elaine! All that orgasm talk. She did have an orgasm, she didn't have an orgasm. Orgasm this, orgasm that. I got so focused on it. I started to panic and boom, I lost it. I tried everything, I was talking to him: 'Please wake up, do something.'”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango
Tagged: orgasm, Frigidity, Sex, Faking Orgasm, Impotence
“The female orgasm is kinda like the bat cave. A very few people know where it is and if you're lucky enough to see it you probably don't know how you got there and you can't find you way back after you left. You know there are two types of female orgasm: the real and the fake. And I'll tell you right now, as a man, we don't know. We do not know, because to man sex is like a car accident and determining the female orgasm is like being asked 'What did you see after the car went out of control?' 'I heard a lot of screeching sounds. I remember I was facing the wrong way at one point. And in the end my body was thrown clear.'”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango
Tagged: orgasm, Female Orgasm, Faking it, Sex
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