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Lawrence H. Levy Quotes

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Lawrence H. Levy

Lawrence H. Levy

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Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter

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Elaine: All right, let’s go, I’ll give you half an hour.

Jerry: You’re serious?

Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.

Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. That's sexual perjury.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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You know, nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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It's like a magic trick. Sometimes I think it would be easier to bend a spoon mentally than to make that transformation.

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry. I don't know what's going on with the papayas!

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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You know it happens to everybody. It happened to Houdini. And he could get out of a trunk under water with his hands in chains! But he had a problem with that. The miracle is that it ever happens.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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It's all your fault! You and Elaine! All that orgasm talk. She did have an orgasm, she didn't have an orgasm. Orgasm this, orgasm that. I got so focused on it. I started to panic and boom, I lost it. I tried everything, I was talking to him: 'Please wake up, do something.'

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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Look, Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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The female orgasm is kinda like the bat cave. A very few people know where it is and if you're lucky enough to see it you probably don't know how you got there and you can't find you way back after you left. You know there are two types of female orgasm: the real and the fake. And I'll tell you right now, as a man, we don't know. We do not know, because to man sex is like a car accident and determining the female orgasm is like being asked 'What did you see after the car went out of control?' 'I heard a lot of screeching sounds. I remember I was facing the wrong way at one point. And in the end my body was thrown clear.'

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.

— D. H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover

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Love is friendship. Just with less clothes, which makes it far more brilliant.

— Elizabeth Hunter, A Hidden Fire

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When you let them do it to you, you're really doing it to them.

— Amma Crellin (Eliza Scanlen), Sharp Objects, Season 1: Cherry

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It’s easy to take off your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams… that is being naked.

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60 for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.

— Rick Sanchez (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Raising Gazorpazorp

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You got some of that mermaid puss.

— Rick Sanchez (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Ricklantis Mixup

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Jerry: It sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover.

Leonard Smith: No, no, no. Jacob is your mother's lover. I watch them. Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always dressed as Superman.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Anatomy Park

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It’s messy,
but so are the best burritos
and the best sex
while eating burritos
and running with scissors
is the only way to make danger understand

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Sex is not a tragedy, it's a comedy!

— Camille Paglia, Camille Paglia on Hugh Hefner's Legacy, Trump's Masculinity and Feminism's Sex Phobia

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Remember when the new Star Wars movie came out? It was all built up, and when people finally saw it, it wasn't that great in bed?

— John 'J.D.' Dorian (Zach Braff), Scrubs, Season 1: My Drug Buddy

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Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Puffy Shirt

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Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.

Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rixty Minutes

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Don't let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. Don't lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.

— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers

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Old flames, they can't warm you tonight.

— Vampire Weekend, Don't Lie (Modern Vampires of the City)

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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

— Wes Bergmann, via twitter.com

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