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Laura McCreary Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 4: Red October Sky
Tagged: Spending, Money, jesus, Capitalism, Diss
“And what Steve doesn't realize is I have a plan of my own. While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-J.”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 5: Bar Mitzvah Shuffle
Tagged: plans, Weed, Busboy, favors, Trading
“GO THE HELL TO FRANCE!!”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 9: Finger Lenting Good
Tagged: Hell, France, angry, upset, Command
“Fine. But in protest, I'm walking over there extremely slowly!”
— Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Vulture
Tagged: Fine, protest, slowly
“Say goodbye to this ring and everything it represents!”
— Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Bet
Tagged: goodbye, ring, represents
“Tom: Hey, Stanny Boy! Frantastic! Get up here, the view is amazing!

Stan: Did you hear that? They gave us nicknames! The only nickname I ever got was in eighth grade. They called me Stan Frank because I was always hiding and writing in my diary.”
— Stan Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 7: Stanny Boy and Frantastic
Tagged: Nicknames, Anne Frank, Diary, Hiding
“Jake: God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s?

Boyle: You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you-

Jake: No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!”
— Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Vulture
Tagged: Sex, Old, Grandma, Bed, Chance
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