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Laura McCreary

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And what Steve doesn't realize is I have a plan of my own. While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-J.

— Roger The Alien (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 5: Bar Mitzvah Shuffle

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Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 4: Red October Sky

Spending Money jesus Capitalism Diss

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Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!

— Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Vulture

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Tom: Hey, Stanny Boy! Frantastic! Get up here, the view is amazing!

Stan: Did you hear that? They gave us nicknames! The only nickname I ever got was in eighth grade. They called me Stan Frank because I was always hiding and writing in my diary.

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 7: Stanny Boy and Frantastic

Nicknames Anne Frank Diary Hiding

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Fine. But in protest, I'm walking over there extremely slowly!

— Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Vulture

Fine protest slowly

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GO THE HELL TO FRANCE!!

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 9: Finger Lenting Good

Hell France angry upset Command

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Say goodbye to this ring and everything it represents!

— Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Bet

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Jake: God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s?

Boyle: You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you-

Jake: No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!

— Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Vulture

Sex Old Grandma Bed Chance

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You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens.

— Mandy Hale, A quote by Mandy Hale

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Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.

— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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Don’t call it a dream. Call it a plan.

— Unknown, 30 Quotes to Motivate You and Spring Clean Your Dreams

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Just because things hadn’t gone the way I had planned didn’t necessarily mean they had gone wrong.

— Ann Patchett, What Now?

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I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.

— Jim Butcher, Ghost Story

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He blows you off last minute and provides little or no explanation.

— Gina Livorsi, RUN! 18 Unfortunate Signs You're Dealing With A F*ckboy

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What good is it to have the greatest dream in the world if others reap the benefits and the glory? Never lose your head over a vague, open-ended dream—plan to the end.

— Robert Greene, The 48 Laws of Power

Power Dreams plans

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Your life goals are very different.

— Amy Schoen, 7 Ways To Tell If You Are In An "Almost" Relationship

Almost Relationship Goals plans Dreams

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Text messaging can be fun, but it can't replace real live encounters. Use texting to make a date to actually see each other in person.

— Kathy Belge, Etiquette for Lesbians Flirting Over Text Messages

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As far as I’m concerned, the only thing sweeter than seeing a friend is that friend canceling on me.

— Maria Semple, Today Will Be Different

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In the right relationship both partners are enthusiastic about a future together. And while not everything lasts forever, partners who share a vision for what their future entails are in a much better position than partners who don’t.

— Ibrahim Husain, 15 Signs You’re In The Right Relationship

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It was amazing how you could get so far from where you'd planned, and yet find it was exactly were you needed to be.

— Sarah Dessen, What Happened to Goodbye

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Don’t text 'Wanna do something this weekend?' Instead, say 'Hey, I’d love to take you out for dinner Wednesday night.'

— Patrick Allan, The Dos and Don’ts of Texting Someone You Want to Date

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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve (or save) the world and a desire to enjoy (or savor) the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

— E. B. White, E. B. White: Notes and Comment by Author

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We are living in an interminable succession of absurdities imposed by the myopic logic of short-term thinking.

— Jacques Cousteau, via www.goodreads.com

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Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’

— Walter White (Bryan Cranston), Breaking Bad, Season 2: 4 Days Out

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Update him with your calendar. Now, you don’t really have to do this, but telling your man where you’re going or what plans you have for the night will make him feel he’s important.

— Deepika Singhania, 16 Tips On How To Make Your Boyfriend Happy

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