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Laura McCreary

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Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 4: Red October Sky

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And what Steve doesn't realize is I have a plan of my own. While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-J.

— Roger The Alien (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 5: Bar Mitzvah Shuffle

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GO THE HELL TO FRANCE!!

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 9: Finger Lenting Good

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Tom: Hey, Stanny Boy! Frantastic! Get up here, the view is amazing!

Stan: Did you hear that? They gave us nicknames! The only nickname I ever got was in eighth grade. They called me Stan Frank because I was always hiding and writing in my diary.

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 7: Stanny Boy and Frantastic

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.

— Ronald Reagan, via www.presidency.ucsb.edu

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The more mindlessly accessible your money is to you, the likelier you are to mindlessly spend it.

— Chelsea Fagan, 22 Simple Things You Can Do Today to Make Your Life Easier

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All politicians in every election cycle promise to reduce waste in spending. When was the last time you heard of government actually doing that? I'll answer that: Never.

— Donald Trump, Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again

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Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've made enough of it.

— Maureen Johnson, The Last Little Blue Envelope

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Money isn't like mushrooms in a forest—it doesn't just pop up on its own, you know.

— Haruki Murakami, Kafka On The Shore

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What concerns me is my inability to differentiate between what I need and what I need to buy.

— Callie Ahlgrim, Uh Oh I Spent Almost $600 on “Self-Care” in June

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So I jumped onto the money spending train...
... it's so easy once you accept that time is money!

— kyl3r123, So I jumped onto the money spending train...

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Interviewer: If I gave you fifty dollars, right now, what would you do with it?
David Byrne: I would get something to eat.

— David Byrne, Stop Making Sense

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The fallacy of sunk cost… It’s what gamblers do. They throw good money after bad thinking they can turn their luck around. It’s like, 'I’ve already spent this much money or time… whatever. I got to keep going!' No, there’s no reward at the end of this game.

— Jimmy McGill (Bob Odenkirk), Better Call Saul, Season 2: Switch

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Buy fewer things more intentionally. Focus on quality, versatility, and usefulness, instead of instant gratification.

— The Financial Diet, 10 Commandments - The Financial Diet

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Money is necessary and great. But doing what you love, creating and the thing created, that’s ultimately far more important than the amount of zeroes in your bank account.

— Chris Lavergne, Thought Catalog And The New Age Of Confessional Media

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I think if you do something and it turns out pretty good, then you should go do something else wonderful, not dwell on it for too long. Just figure out what’s next.

— Steve Jobs, 25 Steve Jobs Quotes That Will Change the Way You Work—in the Best Way Possible

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Wasted time is more expensive than wasted money.

— Paulo Coelho, Facebook Post

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I’ve chosen to financially empower myself so that I never have to be ducking predators and chasing trophies.”

— Ellen Pompeo, Ellen Pompeo, TV's $20 Million Woman, Reveals Her Behind-the-Scenes Fight for "What I Deserve"

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Take the 1st job you can in the industry you want to get into. The job doesn't matter, getting your foot in the door does.

— Wes Craven, Tweet

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Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we've got 24 hours each.

— Christopher Rice, 7 Time Management Essentials

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Apple's cash pile swelled again this quarter, hitting a record $261.5 billion, compared with $256.8 billion last quarter. That's up 13 percent year over year.

— Anita Balakrishnan, Apple cash pile hits new record of $261.5 billion

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

— Jackie Mason, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Wills and Estates

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I didn't write them for money; I wrote them because it occurred to me to write them. I have a marketable obsession. There are madmen and madwomen in padded cells the world over who are not so lucky.

— Stephen King, Night Shift

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A penny for your thoughts, a dollar for your dreams.

— Mac Miller, Kendrick Lamar and Iman Omari, Fight the Feeling (Macadelic (Remastered Edition)

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You've got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 3: Separate Vocations

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