Laura McCreary Quotes

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Laura McCreary

Laura McCreary

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Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 4: Red October Sky

Spending Money jesus Capitalism Diss

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And what Steve doesn't realize is I have a plan of my own. While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-J.

— Roger The Alien (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 5: Bar Mitzvah Shuffle

plans Weed Busboy favors Trading

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Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!

— Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Vulture

knock it til you try it replacement hip Sex Transformer

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Fine. But in protest, I'm walking over there extremely slowly!

— Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Vulture

Fine protest slowly

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GO THE HELL TO FRANCE!!

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 9: Finger Lenting Good

Hell France angry upset Command

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Tom: Hey, Stanny Boy! Frantastic! Get up here, the view is amazing!

Stan: Did you hear that? They gave us nicknames! The only nickname I ever got was in eighth grade. They called me Stan Frank because I was always hiding and writing in my diary.

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 7: Stanny Boy and Frantastic

Nicknames Anne Frank Diary Hiding

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Say goodbye to this ring and everything it represents!

— Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Bet

goodbye ring represents

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Jake: God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s?

Boyle: You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you-

Jake: No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!

— Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Vulture

Sex Old Grandma Bed Chance

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.

— Ronald Reagan, via www.presidency.ucsb.edu

Big Government National Debt taxing Spending

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All politicians in every election cycle promise to reduce waste in spending. When was the last time you heard of government actually doing that? I'll answer that: Never.

— Donald Trump, Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again

Politicians Politics Budget Spending Government

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The more mindlessly accessible your money is to you, the likelier you are to mindlessly spend it.

— Chelsea Fagan, 22 Simple Things You Can Do Today to Make Your Life Easier

Adulthood Spending

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Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've made enough of it.

— Maureen Johnson, The Last Little Blue Envelope

Money Spending Shopping

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Money isn't like mushrooms in a forest—it doesn't just pop up on its own, you know.

— Haruki Murakami, Kafka On The Shore

Money Life Budget Spending Money budgeting money working for money Living living and surviving

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What concerns me is my inability to differentiate between what I need and what I need to buy.

— Callie Ahlgrim, Uh Oh I Spent Almost $600 on “Self-Care” in June

Self-Care Money Spending Money

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Interviewer: If I gave you fifty dollars, right now, what would you do with it?
David Byrne: I would get something to eat.

— David Byrne, Stop Making Sense

Money eating Spending

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So I jumped onto the money spending train...
... it's so easy once you accept that time is money!

— kyl3r123, So I jumped onto the money spending train...

Money Spending Money

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The fallacy of sunk cost… It’s what gamblers do. They throw good money after bad thinking they can turn their luck around. It’s like, 'I’ve already spent this much money or time… whatever. I got to keep going!' No, there’s no reward at the end of this game.

— Jimmy McGill (Bob Odenkirk), Better Call Saul, Season 2: Switch

Sunk Cost Money Spending Money Gamblers

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Buy fewer things more intentionally. Focus on quality, versatility, and usefulness, instead of instant gratification.

— The Financial Diet, 10 Commandments - The Financial Diet

Money Being Responsible With Your Finances Spending Habits Healthier Shopping

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Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we've got 24 hours each.

— Christopher Rice, 7 Time Management Essentials

Money bank account rich poor Time

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Money is necessary and great. But doing what you love, creating and the thing created, that’s ultimately far more important than the amount of zeroes in your bank account.

— Chris Lavergne, Thought Catalog And The New Age Of Confessional Media

Money Creativity Grand Scheme

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I think if you do something and it turns out pretty good, then you should go do something else wonderful, not dwell on it for too long. Just figure out what’s next.

— Steve Jobs, 25 Steve Jobs Quotes That Will Change the Way You Work—in the Best Way Possible

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I’ve chosen to financially empower myself so that I never have to be ducking predators and chasing trophies.”

— Ellen Pompeo, Ellen Pompeo, TV's $20 Million Woman, Reveals Her Behind-the-Scenes Fight for "What I Deserve"

Money Career feminism Women Sexual Harassment

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Wasted time is more expensive than wasted money.

— Paulo Coelho, Facebook Post

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Apple's cash pile swelled again this quarter, hitting a record $261.5 billion, compared with $256.8 billion last quarter. That's up 13 percent year over year.

— Anita Balakrishnan, Apple cash pile hits new record of $261.5 billion

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Take the 1st job you can in the industry you want to get into. The job doesn't matter, getting your foot in the door does.

— Wes Craven, Tweet

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