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Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 4: Red October Sky

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And what Steve doesn't realize is I have a plan of my own. While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-J.

— Roger The Alien (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 5: Bar Mitzvah Shuffle

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GO THE HELL TO FRANCE!!

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 9: Finger Lenting Good

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Tom: Hey, Stanny Boy! Frantastic! Get up here, the view is amazing!

Stan: Did you hear that? They gave us nicknames! The only nickname I ever got was in eighth grade. They called me Stan Frank because I was always hiding and writing in my diary.

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 7: Stanny Boy and Frantastic

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All politicians in every election cycle promise to reduce waste in spending. When was the last time you heard of government actually doing that? I'll answer that: Never.

— Donald J. Trump, Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again

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The more mindlessly accessible your money is to you, the likelier you are to mindlessly spend it.

— Chelsea Fagan, 22 Simple Things You Can Do Today to Make Your Life Easier

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Money isn't like mushrooms in a forest—it doesn't just pop up on its own, you know.

— Haruki Murakami, Kafka On The Shore

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Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've made enough of it.

— Maureen Johnson, The Last Little Blue Envelope

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What concerns me is my inability to differentiate between what I need and what I need to buy.

— Callie Ahlgrim, Uh Oh I Spent Almost $600 on “Self-Care” in June

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Interviewer: If I gave you fifty dollars, right now, what would you do with it?
David Byrne: I would get something to eat.

— David Byrne, Stop Making Sense

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So I jumped onto the money spending train...
... it's so easy once you accept that time is money!

— kyl3r123, So I jumped onto the money spending train...

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The fallacy of sunk cost… It’s what gamblers do. They throw good money after bad thinking they can turn their luck around. It’s like, 'I’ve already spent this much money or time… whatever. I got to keep going!' No, there’s no reward at the end of this game.

— Jimmy McGill (Bob Odenkirk), Better Call Saul, Season 2: Switch

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Buy fewer things more intentionally. Focus on quality, versatility, and usefulness, instead of instant gratification.

— The Financial Diet, 10 Commandments - The Financial Diet

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Money is necessary and great. But doing what you love, creating and the thing created, that’s ultimately far more important than the amount of zeroes in your bank account.

— Chris Lavergne, Thought Catalog And The New Age Of Confessional Media

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I think if you do something and it turns out pretty good, then you should go do something else wonderful, not dwell on it for too long. Just figure out what’s next.

— Steve Jobs, 25 Steve Jobs Quotes That Will Change the Way You Work—in the Best Way Possible

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I’ve chosen to financially empower myself so that I never have to be ducking predators and chasing trophies.”

— Ellen Pompeo, Ellen Pompeo, TV's $20 Million Woman, Reveals Her Behind-the-Scenes Fight for "What I Deserve"

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Wasted time is more expensive than wasted money.

— Paulo Coelho, Facebook Post

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There are a lot of people who will give money or materials, but very few who will give time and affection.

— Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon

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Apple's cash pile swelled again this quarter, hitting a record $261.5 billion, compared with $256.8 billion last quarter. That's up 13 percent year over year.

— Anita Balakrishnan, Apple cash pile hits new record of $261.5 billion

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Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we've got 24 hours each.

— Christopher Rice, 7 Time Management Essentials

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Take the 1st job you can in the industry you want to get into. The job doesn't matter, getting your foot in the door does.

— Wes Craven, Tweet

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

— Jackie Mason, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Wills and Estates

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I didn't write them for money; I wrote them because it occurred to me to write them. I have a marketable obsession. There are madmen and madwomen in padded cells the world over who are not so lucky.

— Stephen King, Night Shift

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You've got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 3: Separate Vocations

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Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses!

— Harold Weir (Joe Flaherty), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Little Things

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I haven't googled myself since the fall of 2001.

— Jonathan Franzen, Scratch

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You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace.

— Frank McCourt, Angela's Ashes: A Memoir

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Travel is never a matter of money but of courage.

— Paulo Coelho, Aleph

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Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!

— April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza), Parks and Recreation, Season 6: Second Chunce

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Spend your money on the things money can buy. Spend your time on the things money can’t buy.

— Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

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If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

— Phoebe Buffay, The One With Ross's Denial

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Don't think money does everything or you are going to end up doing everything for money.

— Voltaire, The Money Queen's Guide: For Women Who Want to Build Wealth and Banish Fear

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Do you think, because I am poor, obscure, plain and little, I am soulless and heartless? You think wrong! I have as much soul as you.

— Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre By Charlotte Bronte

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We are not rich by what we possess but by what we can do without.

— Immanuel Kant, Your Living Compass: Living Well in Thought, Word, and Deed

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If you're in trouble, or hurt or need - go to the poor people. They're the only ones that'll help - the only ones.

— John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

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Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

— Mother Teresa, The Rotarian

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I'm here because I want to be with you. But if I didn't, all the money in the world wouldn't have changed my feelings for you.

— Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song

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The man who does more than he is paid for will soon be paid for more than he does.

— Napoleon Hill, Punchline

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No, not rich. I am a poor man with money, which is not the same thing.

— Gabriel García Márquez, The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations

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Money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places.

— Nora Roberts, Tribute

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It is too difficult to think nobly when one thinks only of earning a living.

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau, The Confessions (Penguin Classics)

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