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Lake Bell Quotes

Total quotes: 24
“I track your phone. What am I not gonna track your phone? I'm your mother.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Phone, mother, Concerned, overprotective
“Fighting is when two people care enough to get ugly.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Fighting, Care, Talking Things Out, argument
“The best kind of love is honest.”
— Constance, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Love, Best Kind , Truest
“Honestly, what scares me the most would be my life without you.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Life, Love, Relationship
“Does your husband have a very large and/or interesting penis that's tempering your ability to make rational decisions?”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: husband, Questions, penis, interesting
“You've seen me at Whole Foods. I always walk straight up to the right heirloom tomato.”
— Mike, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Whole Foods, Farmer, Tomato
“She was born and raised in New York. She's never said hi to a neighbor. This is so fantastic. ”
— Mike, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Born and Raised , New York, greetings
“Put the cow on the phone, Rio! Put the cow on the phone right now! Let me tell 'em a thing or two.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Cow, Phone, talk, upset
“In New York we had an equal partnership. We were both independent, capable people, and now you just expect me to break out the lemons and the corn starch and make lemonade for you and Rudy?”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: New York, equal, Equality, Partner, Partnership, gender roles
“ Four men have shown me their penises on the subway this month. Maybe one woman.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
“Rio: You quit?

Mike: I all the way quit. I’m goin’ farmin’ in Nebraska.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Quitting, Farming, Nebraska
“We have a lot of sexual chemistry. Enough said.”
— Rudy, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Sexual Chemistry , Attraction
“He's like a big, tall, male Snow White. I love that.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: big, Tall, Male, Snow White, Disney
“Cones are for ice cream, for happy times.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Return of Short Shorts
Tagged: ice cream, Happy, Cones
“You're buff as hell. You got this.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Buff, Strong, confident
“I'm mentally and physically incapable of survival.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Survival, mental, physical, Tough
“What do you say we get dirty and bag some of your samples.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: dirty, Sex Talk
“I'm done with New York. I need a simpler life.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: New York, Simple Life, Change
“Poop, there it is!”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Poop, Whoop there it is, play on words
“The good news is that I'm really fun at parties. ”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Good News, Fun at parties, Fun
“Can we be alone together?”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Questions, Alone, Together
“You make my life into an adventure.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Life, Adventure, Exciting
“Hot piece of ass collecting soil samples.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Hot, Soil Samples, Farmer, Compliment
“I'm coming for your weasel ass.”
— Rio, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: weasel, Empowered, Strong
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