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Kevin James

Kevin James

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AKA Kevin James

Birthday April 26, 1965

Birthplace Mineola, New York, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Voice Actor, Screenwriter, Actor

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Chale: My visa has expired. It says here I could get deported!

Kevin: Well, you keep in touch.

— Kevin Gable (Kevin James), Kevin Can Wait, Season 2: Civil Ceremony

Visa Deportation goodbye

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Kevin Gable: Give me some gum.

Vanessa: I don't think I have any.

Kevin Gable: Oh, please. You're from Massapequa. Your name's Vanessa Sollucci. You have gum.

— Kevin Gable (Kevin James), Kevin Can Wait, Season 1: Sting Of Queens: Part One

Gum Sassy Snarky humor

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Don’t throw that out. At the bottom there’s a coupon for a kung fu lesson. I want to go to it.

— Kevin Gable (Kevin James), Kevin Can Wait, Season 2: Civil Ceremony

Coupons Kung Fu

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Sara: Dad you need to put something healthy in there.

Kevin: Look—there’s beef jerky. Chock full of protein. And it’ll keep him out of the dating pool for a few years.

— Kevin Gable (Kevin James), Kevin Can Wait, Season 2: Civil Ceremony

healthy food beef jerky dating pool bad breath

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Pie, it just fills the cracks of the heart... go away pain.

— Paul Blart (Kevin James), Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Funny Humor in Sadness

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You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time, hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you?

— Albert Brennaman (Kevin James), Hitch

hopeless Love Movie Quotes

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Related quotes to Kevin James tagged Visa, Deportation, Goodbye

The United States must be vigilant during the visa-issuance process to ensure that those approved for admission do not intend to harm Americans and that they have no ties to terrorism.

— Donald Trump, Full text of Trump's executive order on 7-nation ban, refugee suspension

Immigration Visa Trump Polices

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The Secretaries of State and Homeland Security may, on a case-by-case basis, and when in the national interest, issue visas or other immigration benefits to nationals of countries for which visas and benefits are otherwise blocked.

— Donald Trump, Full text of Trump's executive order on 7-nation ban, refugee suspension

Immigration Visa Trump Polices

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Hyman Roth always makes money for his partners. One by one, our old friends are gone. Death, natural or not, prison, deported. Hyman Roth is the only one left, because he always made money for his partners.

— Johnny Ola (Dominic Chianese), The Godfather: Part II

Death Prison Deportation Loss

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Labor is like any other commodity in the market — increase the demand for it and you increase the price of it. Reduce the supply of black labor by colonizing the black laborer out of the country, and by precisely so much you increase the demand for and wages of white labor.

— Abraham Lincoln, via en.wikisource.org

Labor black labor White Labor Wages Deportation

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Okay, I left word with the UN ambassador and Gloria Estefan. One of them will stop the deportation. Most probably Gloria Estefan.

— Rogelio De La Vega (Jaime Camil), Jane the Virgin, Season 1: Chapter Ten

Deportation UN Gloria Estefan celebrity Pop Culture humor

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If there are people who have committed serious felonies in the United States who are immigrants or who come to the border, I have always consistently said that—that those people should be apprehended, that they should be deported.

— Julian Castro, Transcript: Julián Castro on "Face the Nation," July 28, 2019

Immigration Criminals Deportation

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I don't have an issue with maintaining a secure border. We're always going to do that. What I have an issue with is separating little children from their parents.

— Julian Castro, Transcript: Julián Castro on "Face the Nation," July 28, 2019

Immigration Criminals Deportation

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No matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.

— Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

Losing Love Lost Love goodbye Best Day Best Of Sparks

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I’ve never been very good at leaving things behind. I tried, but I have always left fragments of myself there too, like seeds awaiting their chance to grow.

— Joanne Harris, Peaches for Monsieur le Curé: A Novel

Leaving goodbye Sadness Pieces left

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The beauty of things must be…that they end.

— Jack Kerouac, Tristessa

Temporary Endings goodbye beauty

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You don’t have to wait for someone to treat you bad repeatedly. All it takes is once, and if they get away with it that once, if they know they can treat you like that, then it sets the pattern for the future.

— Jane Green, Bookends

Toxic Relationships Toxic Half Toxic Relationship goodbye

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She was saying goodbye and she didn’t even know it.

— Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

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Lightning McQueen: I thought you said you'd never come back.

Doc Hudson: Well, I really didn't have a choice. Mater didn't get to say goodbye.

Mater: GOODBYE! Okay, I'm good.

— Mater (voice) (Larry The Cable Guy), Cars

Come Back Choice goodbye Good

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Some of us chose to say goodbye to people in our lives because they became toxic to our growth to our climb.

— Richard, The Path, Season 2: Oz

Closure Toxic Toxicity goodbye

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The French have a phrase for it. The bastards have a phrase for everything and they are always right. To say goodbye is to die a little.

— Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye

goodbye Sadness Pain

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Thank God, I found the GOOD in goodbye.

— Beyoncé, Best Thing I Never Had (4)

Moving On goodbye Letting Go Examples of Wordplay

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If you’re brave enough to say ‘goodbye’ life will reward you with a new ‘hello.’

— Paulo Coelho, Paulo Coelho on Facebook

goodbye New opportunities Change Moving On Leaving

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To say goodbye is to die a little.

— Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye

goodbye Death Sadness Pain Leaving

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i've got too many things to say to you which i could perhaps never bring myself to say.

— M. Ocean, Let Her Go

Letting Go Moving On goodbye

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