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Kayvan Novak Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“They would call me Nandor the relentless because I would never relent.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Relentless, Unrelenting
“Vampire sex is like pizza, in that even when it's bad it's good. It's designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people. There's a choice of toppings.And in the morning, you're like, 'Aah! Why do I have puncture wounds on my penis?’”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: The Orgy
Tagged: Nandor the Relentless, Vampire Sex, Sex and Pizza
“Government Official: Please describe the right to bear arms.

Nandor: If it's a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms.

Government Official: All right.Moving on.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship
Tagged: Witty Dialouge , Right to Bear Arms
“It seems that, uh, government workers are immune to hypnotism. It's like their souls are dead or something.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship
Tagged: Government Workers, The Soulless
“Guillermo is my familiar, but sometimes he's a little too familiar, you know what I mean? I mean, he's always just there.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Vampie Familars
“It's a glitter portrait. It's a portrait made from glitter.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Glitter Portrait
“Cashier: Did you just throw a coin at me?

Nandor: Yes.

Cashier: Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me.

Nandor: Guillermo, stab this man.

Guillermo: He's joking.

Nandor: Stab him.

Guillermo: I tried, and...here you go, man.

Cashier: Thank you so much.

Nandor: [to Guillermo] You kind of disobeyed me just now. And I'm noting it.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Stabbing, Coins, joking, Disobedience
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