Quotes tagged ‘joking’

“You know, it's pretty lousy of you. I have a heart attack, and then you upstage me by having your own heart attack.”

— Steven Levenson, Bob Fosse, Sam Rockwell, imdb.com

“A'ight, here's the plan: you take out the guards, I steal us a car, we'd be in Mexico in a few days.”

— Julian Breece, Ava DuVernay, Young Antron McCray, Caleel Harris, imdb.com

“Cashier: Did you just throw a coin at me? Nandor: Yes. Cashier: Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me. Nandor: Guillermo, stab this man. Guillermo: He's joking. Nandor: Stab him. Guillermo: I tried, and...here you go, man. Cashier: Thank you so much. Nandor: [to Guillermo] You kind of disob…”

— Jemaine Clement, Nandor, Kayvan Novak, imdb.com

“[after making love to Pat, Bond sees something suspicious on the grounds, and gets up to investigate] Pat Fearing: James, where are you going? James Bond: Oh, nowhere. I just thought I'd take a little, uh... exercise. Pat Fearing: You must be joking.”

— Jack Whittingham, Richard Maibaum, John Hopkins, Kevin McClory, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

“James Bond: You must be joking. Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.”

— Robert Wade, Neal Purvis, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, imdb.com

“Henry: I was petting my walrus all morning and I was thinking of you the whole time. Lucy: OK, pervert. I think that you should leave. Henry: What? I was just joking around because of what we talked about yesterday. Lucy: Yesterday? I've never even met you.”

— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com

“Well well well. What have we here? Sandy Claws, huh? Ooo I'm really scared! So you're the one everybody's talking about? [laughs...singing] You're joking, you're joking/I can't believe my eyes/You're joking me, you've gotta be/ This can't be the right guy! He's ancient, he's ugly/ I don't know which…”

— Caroline Thompson, Tim Burton, Oogie Boogie (voice), Ken Page, imdb.com

“Tease him... and by that I mean make fun of him a little bit. Don't say anything too mean, but joke around with him in the way you would joke around with, say, a guy best friend.”

— Jessica Booth, gurl.com

“You can (gently) make fun of your crush, we all like a good tease, as long as you make sure he understands you’re not serious. Keep it light. You can laugh about his fear from germs or about him too tight with his guitar.”

— Lisa Redfield, howtogetaguytowantyou.com