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Kay Cannon Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 2: Somebody to Love
Tagged: hair, Bitchy, Conservative Male, Appearance
“Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 5: Chain Reaction Of Mental Anguish
Tagged: Relationship, Sharks, Simile Examples, Intercourse, Sex
“Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.’”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Re-launch
Tagged: Zoo, borrow, white tiger, Philip Seymour Hoffman, party, Guy, big cat
“Dating is like your haircut. Sometimes awkward triangles occur.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 4: Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter
Tagged: haircut, Dating, awkward, Love Triangle
“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Halloween
Tagged: Regrets, Mistakes, Memories
“Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you're science. Tell her, Jack!”
— Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock, Season 2: Somebody to Love
Tagged: donate, Body, Science, Sex, Pick Up Lines, get her back
“Jack: Jenna, I need to speak with you.

Jenna: Jack, I did not hit that Asian page! I was just swinging my arm and she walked into me. Twice.”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 3: Jackie Jormp-Jomp
Tagged: Assault, Alibis, Asian
“Kenneth: I love helping people less fortunate than me.

Toofer: Where do you find them?

Kenneth: There are these Nigerians on the Internet that help me.”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: Christmas Special
Tagged: Nigerian Scam, Internet
“This is a religious holiday. When has religion ever caused any trouble?”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: Christmas Special
Tagged: Religion, trouble, Holidays
“Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven Symone for one day, but she knows what she did”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 3: Jackie Jormp-Jomp
Tagged: feud, Raven Symone, knows what she did
“Jenna: You’ve created two Lizzes, writer Liz and performer Liz. Performers need to be coddled, to be protected from the real world.

Jack: I get it. I must treat her like the New York Times treats its readers.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 4: Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001
Tagged: Performers, Readers, new york times, real world, Witer
“Girls are collaborative, empathic, hard workers.”
— Sophia Amoruso, Girlboss, Season 1: Sophia
“Life sucks. And then it gets better. And then it sucks again.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Re-launch
Tagged: Life, Misery, It Gets Better
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