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Justin Roiland & Dan Harmon Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.”
— Morty Smith,
Tagged: Death Is Coming, Life Sucks, Cynical, Pessimist
“You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.”
— Mr. Meseeks, Rick And Morty(Season 1, Episode 5)
Tagged: Letting Go, Honesty, Family
“Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.”
— Rick Sanchez, "Rick and Morty" A Rickle in Time(TV Episode 2015)
Tagged: Uncertainty, Doubt, Logic
“You guys, are the fucking worst! Your gods are a lie! Fuck you, fuck nature and fuck trees!”
— Morty Smith, Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Ricks Must Be Crazy
“Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You lookin' around and it's all scary and different, but y'know... meeting them head-on, charging into 'em like a bull—that's how we grow as people.”
— Rick Sanchez,
Tagged: Courage, Growing Pains, Overcoming Adversity
“[addressing Rick] You and Unity are like... like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you're great together, but you're just bringing out the worst in each other.”
— Summer Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation
“Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund?”
— Snuffles, Rick And Morty(Season 1, Episode 2)
Tagged: Animal Cruelty, Pets, Society, Difficult Questions
“Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. Lot of people don't get that.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick And Morty(Season 1, Episode 6)
Tagged: Science
“Morty: You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?

Rick: Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.”
— Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Mortynight Run
“Morty: Uhm, should we maybe stop somewhere and get you a coffee? Maybe splash a little water on your face, or...?

Unity: No, no. If I wanted to be sober, I wouldn't have gotten drunk.”
— Unity, Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation
“Ooh yeah, shame me. At least when I'm disgusting it's on purpose.”
— Summer Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
“I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick And Morty(Season 1, Episode 6)
Tagged: What Others Think Does Not Matter, Be yourself
“Think for yourselves. Don’t be sheep.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick And Morty(Season 2, Episode 1)
Tagged: Perspective, Life Tips, Be Different, Question Everything
“Existence is pain.”
— Mr. Meseeks, Rick And Morty(Season 1, Episode 5)
Tagged: Life Sucks, Pain
“Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They're no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful. And then, because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?”
— Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation
Tagged: Dating, Power, empowerment
“What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.”
— Rick Sanchez, Rick And Morty(Season 1, Episode 6)
Tagged: Science, Love Sucks
“Having a family doesn't mean you stop being an individual.”
— Mr. Meseeks, Rick And Morty(Season 1, Episode 5)
Tagged: Family And Parenting, Married Life, Life Tips
“Summer: You know you're kind of a dick, right?

Rick's Computer: My function is to 'keep Summer safe', not 'keep Summer being, like, totally stoked about, like, the general vibe, and stuff'. That's you, that's how you talk.”
— Summer Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Ricks Must Be Crazy
Tagged: function, Instructions, teenager, talk, Vibe
“Weddings are basically just funerals with cake.”
— Rick Sanchez,
Tagged: LOL, Weddings, Cynical
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