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Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“[pointing to Vanessa's older lover] Sonny, is that the man with the old balls?”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Ageism, old balls
“[Julian is taking a leak]
Julian: How come you're not going?

Sonny: Because I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every thirty seconds.”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Frequent Urination, Prostate
“[Julian and the Delivery Guy are learning how to read]
Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!

Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Electricity, Philadelphia, US Constitution, fish, pony
“...but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass!”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: ass, asswipe
“Julian: I wipe my own ass.

Nazo: Me, too.”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: wipe ass
“Mr. Herlihy: Goddamn Jets!

Waitress: Hey, cutie! What are you doing here?

Julian: Watching football.

Waitress: Oh yeah, who do you want to win?

Julian: The Goddamn Jets.”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Football, New York Jets, Goddamn
“Julian: But after my nap I always watch the Kangaroo Song.

Sonny: It's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens about once every ten years so...

Julian: Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG!

Sonny: ALLLRRIIIGGGHTT! God you were normal yesterday!”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: overtime, penalty shot, kangaroo song
“Sonny: [Julian is bouncing up and down in front of the TV on a rubber ball] Hey.

Julian: Hey!

Sonny: You like hockey?

Julian: You like hockey?

Sonny: This is a big, important game.

Julian: This is a big, important game!

Sonny: Cut the crap.

Julian: Cut the crap!

Sonny: I'm being serious, don't do that.

Julian: I;m being serious, don't do that!

Sonny: [quickly] How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Julian: [stops bouncing]

Sonny: That's what I thought. Shut up. [Julian resumes bouncing in front of the TV]”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Repetition, Hockey, tongue twisters
“Julian: [after finding out he has to be taken from Sonny by the social services] You don't want me here anymore?

Sonny: [close to tears] No, that's not it, pal. You just have to go away for a while.

Julian: How long am I going away for?

Sonny: [trying not to cry] I don't want to lie to you. I don't think we'll be seeing each other anymore. I screwed up, I'm so sorry. Come here, put your coat on. This is not your fault, okay? I'm the idiot.

Julian: I don't wanna go!

Sonny: I know you don't, but you have to. You'll be okay, all right?

Julian: [clings to Sonny] Please don't make me go. I won't play the Kangaroo Song anymore.

Sonny: I know buddy, that's not it.

Julian: [as the social worker is dragging him out of the apartment] Please, I promise! I'm sorry, I don't even like that song anymore! And I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

Sonny: I know!”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Social Services, kangaroo song
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