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Jon Vitti Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“OH, NO! 239 lbs?!? I'm a whale! Why are all the good things so tasty?”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: Homer's Night Out
Tagged: fat, Overweight, Metaphor Examples, Whale, Good Things, Tasty
“Eat my shorts!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror
Tagged: Catchphrase, Eat, Shorts, Diss
“Homer: Do you sell toys?

Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt which I call frogurt.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Treehouse of Horror III
Tagged: Toys, forbidden objects, tread, Frozen Yogurt
“Please, please, kids, stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil's got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: The Crepes of Wrath
Tagged: Fighting, argument, Debate, America, Land of Opportunity, Capitalism, Blood, workers
“Ned: Hidilly-hey!

Homer: Go home.

Ned: Toodledy-do!”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: Cape Feare
Tagged: mean, greetings, Home, orders
“I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle. How wrong I was.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Treehouse of Horror III
Tagged: dabbling, black arts, dark arts, chuckle, Wrong
“Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 2: Simpson and Delilah
Tagged: Morons, pathetic, Stealing, Money, hopeless, cretins
“Bart, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound, but here goes: I believe in you.”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Dead Putting Society
Tagged: Words of Encouragement, sound, Believe, I believe in you
“Erin Hannon: Why don't you like him?

Michael Scott: What is there to like? He's just... he's a weird little skeevy guy with no waist. Why do you care whether we like him or not?

Erin Hannon: I care if you like him.”
— Erin Hannon, The Office, Season 7: Viewing Party
Tagged: sweet moments, Skeevy, Father Figure, Dating, Cute
“I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.”
— Marge Simpson , The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror
Tagged: live, House, Evil, Money
“Stupid family going to stupid Flanders' stupid barbecue. What if they got back and I was dead from not eating? Then they'd be sorry. They'd say, 'Oh no, why did we go to Flanders barbecue? Why did we leave Homer all alone without any food?' And I'd be laughing. Laughing from my grave. Heh heh heh.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: When Flanders Failed
Tagged: Family, Barbecue, food, grave, Laughing, Death, Starvation
“Ew, baby spit! YOU suck.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror
Tagged: Ew, ick, baby spit, suck
“Blue-Haired Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, 'Die Bart, Die?'

Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'

Juror: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”
— Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons, Season 5: Cape Feare
Tagged: Die, Tattoo, Irony examples, Germany, Evil
“But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 5: Cape Feare
Tagged: hurt, Questions, Century, Dennis the Menace
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