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AKA: | Johnny Hardwick |
Birthday: | September 21, 1958 |
Birthplace: | Houston, Texas, United States |
Educated At: | Texas Tech University |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Voice Actor |
Total quotes: 13
Johnny Hardwick
BirthnameAKA: Johnny Hardwick
Birthday: September 21, 1958
Birthplace: Houston, Texas, United States
Educated At: Texas Tech University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Voice Actor
Total quotes: 13
“I hear Mega Lo Mart is taking bids for a rat problem. Boy, that'd be a sweet gig. I could finally start paying for Nancy's health insurance instead of just telling Nancy I'm paying for it.”
Tagged:
exterminator, Health Insurance
“So it turns out I'm not the actual Dale Gribble, but a clone of him. The original Dale Gribble is a super-warrior from the year 2087. The second me, i.e., I, was created to help the first me fight the invading Mongol armies.”
Tagged:
alter ego, super-warrior
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