“I hear Mega Lo Mart is taking bids for a rat problem. Boy, that'd be a sweet gig. I could finally start paying for Nancy's health insurance instead of just telling Nancy I'm paying for it.”— J.B. Cook, Dale Gribble, Johnny Hardwick, imdb.com
“Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com