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John Solomon Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“If you keep asking me questions, I'm going to beat the crap out of you.”
— Tim, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: I'm Wearing One of Their Belts Right Now
Tagged: Questions, Beat Up, Threat
“Look, we will stay married and raise the kids until they're out of the house, but I will not respect you, and I'll make sure the kids don't either.”
— Brenda, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: It's the Cigars You Smoke That Are Gonna Give You Cancer
Tagged: married, Respect, kids
“Your drinking has made you a totally different person. You've lost your lust for life.”
— Owner of Jim Davis House, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: We Used to Watch This At My Old Work
Tagged: Drinking, lost, Intervention, Lust
“Santa himself brought this here early, with Rudolph, and now it's causing a fight.”
— Tracy, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: I'm Wearing One of Their Belts Right Now
Tagged: santa, rudolph, Fight
“Hey, I realized that this friendship is, it's fools gold.”
— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Ride the Ram
Tagged: Friendship, Metaphor, Fools Gold
“I'm not popular at all! ”
— Tracy, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: I'm Wearing One of Their Belts Right Now
Tagged: Popular, upset, exclaim
“The first hour was bliss and then the crying started.”
— Old Man on Plane, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: Thanks for Thinking They Are Cool
Tagged: bliss, Flight, Crying
“I can't think of any good car idea because this guy keeps farting.”
— Focus Group Man #1, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: It's the Cigars You Smoke That Are Gonna Give You Cancer
Tagged: Ideas, Fart, Smell, idea
“He's gonna let us use his basement for 'if you know what I mean.'”
— Howie, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: It's the Cigars You Smoke That Are Gonna Give You Cancer
Tagged: basement, Sex, You know what I mean
“We got a certified chode on our hands.”
— Baby of the Year Host, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: Has This Ever Happened to You?
Tagged: hands, Competition
“I eat paper all the time!”
— Tim, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: Has This Ever Happened to You?
Tagged: paper, Eat, food
“Or what about a thousand plastic meatballs!”
— Tim, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: We Used to Watch This At My Old Work
Tagged: Plastic, Meatball, idea
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