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Tim Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Tim

Fictional Character

Total quotes: 6

“If you keep asking me questions, I'm going to beat the crap out of you.”

— Tim, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: I'm Wearing One of Their Belts Right Now

Tagged: Questions, Beat Up, Threat

“You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm, he suffers from a deplorable excess of personality, especially for a mathematician.”

— Tim, Jurassic Park

Tagged: Personality, Mathematician

“Lex: I'm a hacker!

Tim: That's what I said: you're a nerd.

Lex: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!”

— Tim, Jurassic Park

Tagged: Hacker, nerd

“Cop: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND

Me: I didn't do...

Cop:*cuffing me* Dispatch, we have a creepy clown in custody

Me: These are my regular clothes”

— Tim

Tagged: Twitter, Funny Tweets

“I eat paper all the time!”

— Tim, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: Has This Ever Happened to You?

Tagged: paper, Eat, food

“Or what about a thousand plastic meatballs!”

— Tim, I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, Season 1: We Used to Watch This At My Old Work

Tagged: Plastic, Meatball, idea

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