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Jill Franklyn Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Jerry: Father, I’ve never done this before, so I’m not sure about what I’m supposed to do.


Priest: All right, my son. You can start by telling me your sins.


Jerry: Well, I’m Jewish.


Priest: Well that’s no sin,.


Jerry: Oh…”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada
Tagged: Confession, Priests, Catholicism, Jewish, Sin
“I'll tell you why. Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada
Tagged: Judaism, Religious Conversion, Joke Telling Immunity, Jokes
“Beatrice: You know I'm almost dead right?

Lilly: We're all almost dead.”
— Lilly, Gravity, Season 1: Old People Creep Me Out
Tagged: Almost Dead, The Elderly
“Well, we were engaged to be married, uh, we bought the wedding invitations, and, uh, yada yada yada, I'm still single.”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada
Tagged: Breakups, Marriage, Wedding Invitations, Single, Yada Yada
“Speaking of exes, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I'm really tired today.”
— Marcy, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada
Tagged: Yada Yada, Exes, Sex
“Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity. He's already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada
Tagged: Judaism, Christianity, Jokes, Joke-Telling Immunity, Polish Jokes
“You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. ‘Hey, denty!’ Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada
Tagged: Anti-Dentite, Anti-Semite, Slurs
“Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada
Tagged: Mother Nature, Mad Scientist
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