Best Jill Franklyn Quotes

Jerry: Father, I’ve never done this before, so I’m not sure about what I’m supposed to do.

Priest: All right, my son. You can start by telling me your sins.

Jerry: Well, I’m Jewish.

Priest: Well that’s no sin,.

Jerry: Oh…

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Confession Priests Catholicism Jewish Sin

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I'll tell you why. Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Judaism Religious Conversion Joke Telling Immunity Jokes

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Beatrice: You know I'm almost dead right?

Lilly: We're all almost dead.

— Lilly, Gravity, Season 1: Old People Creep Me Out

Almost Dead The Elderly

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Well, we were engaged to be married, uh, we bought the wedding invitations, and, uh, yada yada yada, I'm still single.

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Breakups Marriage Wedding Invitations Single Yada Yada

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Speaking of exes, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I'm really tired today.

— Marcy, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Yada Yada Exes Sex

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Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity. He's already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Judaism Christianity Jokes Joke-Telling Immunity Polish Jokes

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You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. ‘Hey, denty!’ Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Anti-Dentite Anti-Semite Slurs

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Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Mother Nature Mad Scientist

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Jill Franklyn Quotes

Jill Franklyn

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Jerry: Father, I’ve never done this before, so I’m not sure about what I’m supposed to do.

Priest: All right, my son. You can start by telling me your sins.

Jerry: Well, I’m Jewish.

Priest: Well that’s no sin,.

Jerry: Oh…

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

I'll tell you why. Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Beatrice: You know I'm almost dead right?

Lilly: We're all almost dead.

— Lilly, Gravity, Season 1: Old People Creep Me Out

Well, we were engaged to be married, uh, we bought the wedding invitations, and, uh, yada yada yada, I'm still single.

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Speaking of exes, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I'm really tired today.

— Marcy, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity. He's already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him.

— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. ‘Hey, denty!’ Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Yada Yada

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