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Lucille: We'll pay them off. We'll call it an accrued cash dividend, but they don't get their money until sign a document at the party promising not to sell for ten years.

Michael: So, it's embezzlement, bribery and conspiracy?

— Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter), Arrested Development, Season 3: Development Arrested

Embezzlement Bribery

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Lucille: Maybe it's because I went off my post-partum medication.

Michael: You were still taking that? You had Buster 32 years ago.

Lucille: And that's how long I've been depressed about him.

— Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter), Arrested Development, Season 3: The Cabin Show

Funny Dialogue Examples of Clever Dialouge Post-Partum Depression

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Malory: What are you, deaf and racist?

Lana: I'm black!

Malory: Oh, put it back in the deck.

— Malory Archer (voice) (Jessica Walter), Archer, Season 1: Diversity Hire

Deaf racist Black Sassy

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Lana: What's in Miami?

Malory: Besides 90% of all mosquitoes and Cubans on earth?

— Malory Archer (voice) (Jessica Walter), Archer, Vice: A Kiss While Dying

Mosquitoes Cubans Miami Sassy

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ISIS isn't your own personal travel agency. It doesn't exist just so you can jet off to... Whore Island!

— Malory Archer (voice) (Jessica Walter), Archer, Season 1: Mole Hunt

ISIS Travel Agency Whore Diss Island Sassy

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Get your bloated carcass in here!

— Malory Archer (voice) (Jessica Walter), Archer, Season 2: Double Trouble

mean bloated Carcass Diss Command

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What am I doing in a Nordstrom bag?

— Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter), Arrested Development, Season 2: Meat the Veals

What To Say When You Wake Up In A Large Nordstrom Bag

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Lucille: We'll pay them off. We'll call it an accrued cash dividend, but they don't get their money until sign a document at the party promising not to sell for ten years.

Michael: So, it's embezzlement, bribery and conspiracy?

— Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter), Arrested Development, Season 3: Development Arrested

Lucille: Maybe it's because I went off my post-partum medication.

Michael: You were still taking that? You had Buster 32 years ago.

Lucille: And that's how long I've been depressed about him.

— Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter), Arrested Development, Season 3: The Cabin Show

Malory: What are you, deaf and racist?

Lana: I'm black!

Malory: Oh, put it back in the deck.

— Malory Archer (voice) (Jessica Walter), Archer, Season 1: Diversity Hire

Lana: What's in Miami?

Malory: Besides 90% of all mosquitoes and Cubans on earth?

— Malory Archer (voice) (Jessica Walter), Archer, Vice: A Kiss While Dying

ISIS isn't your own personal travel agency. It doesn't exist just so you can jet off to... Whore Island!

— Malory Archer (voice) (Jessica Walter), Archer, Season 1: Mole Hunt

Get your bloated carcass in here!

— Malory Archer (voice) (Jessica Walter), Archer, Season 2: Double Trouble

What am I doing in a Nordstrom bag?

— Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter), Arrested Development, Season 2: Meat the Veals

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She will not be able to resist these pearls.

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What's the world coming to when you can't bribe your best friend?

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Nobody killed a judge. We own all the judges. What'd be the point of killing one?

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Do not waste your wealth in vanity. Nor use it as bribe for rulers and judges with intent that they may help you, wrongfully and knowingly, consume others’ property.

— 02:188 (Surah al-Baqarah), The Quran

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