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|Birthday:||April 23, 1979|
|Birthplace:||Omaha, Nebraska, United States|
|Educated At:||University Of Nebraska–Lincoln|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Model, Actor|
AKA: Jaime King
Birthday: April 23, 1979
Birthplace: Omaha, Nebraska, United States
Educated At: University Of Nebraska–Lincoln
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Model, Actor
Spouse: Kyle Newman
Gary Brooks: Hi! Hey, didn't I paint your condo a couple weeks ago?
Vanessa Flood: No, a bunch of workers painted my condo while you hit on me.”
Megan Vandergeld: It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies.
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn’t?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I’m sorry, but uhm...we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office. [laughs]
Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac! [laughs]
Megan Vandergeld: [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks.
Marcus Copeland: [indignantly as Tiffany Wilson] What? [the Vandergeld sisters proudly do siss-fingers]
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It’s mother time, okay! Your mother’s so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a Pap smear! ‘Something’s wrong, Dr. Dre! My coochie’s doing a beatbox!’
Heather Vandergeld: Well, yeah? Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson]: Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this: [blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh]
Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like...she’s so...[to Megan]…Megan, you go!
Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney’s Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a ‘ni-coise’ salad. ‘Ni-coise’ salad, right?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother’s ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, ‘Only in America!’”
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson, but in his regular voice] Daddy didn’t tell you? He’s broke!
Heather Vandergeld: [confused] What do you mean ‘broke’? Like, Martha Stewart ‘broke’? Or MC Hammer ‘broke’?
Warren Vandergeld: MC Hammer broke!
Megan Vandergeld, Heather Vandergeld: [the Vandergelds wail and cry] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”