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Jack Mendelsohn Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“If I spoke prose you'd all find out / I don't know what I talk about.”
— Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D. - Nowhere Man/Lord Mayor/Max (voice), Yellow Submarine
Tagged: Prose, Poetry, Clueless
“Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever.

Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now.

Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born 'Liver-pooler.'”
— Himself, Yellow Submarine
Tagged: lever, Pun, Liverpool
“Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning.”
— Himself, Yellow Submarine
Tagged: Liverpool, Lonely, saturday night
“John: Break the glass.

George: We can't!

Paul: It's Beatle-proof.

John: Nothing is Beatle-proof!”
— Himself, Yellow Submarine
Tagged: beatle-proof
“John: Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory.

George: Oh, right.

John: Relatively speaking, that is.”
— Himself, Yellow Submarine
Tagged: Albert Einstein, Relativity
“Old Fred: Oh! Frankenstein!

Ringo: Yeah, I used to go out with his sister.

Old Fred: His sister?

Ringo: Yeah, Phyllis.”
— Himself, Yellow Submarine
Tagged: frankenstein, phyllis frankenstein
“Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. 80,000 leagues beneath the sea it lay, or lie. I'm not too sure.”
— Narrator, Yellow Submarine
Tagged: Pepperland, Paradise
“George: Hey! There's a Cyclops!

Paul: Can't be. It's got two eyes.

John: Must be a 'bicycle-ops' then.

Ringo: There's another one.

John: A whole ‘cyclopedia'!”
— Himself, Yellow Submarine
Tagged: Cyclops, Puns
“[singing] When I get older losing my hair many years from now. Will you still be sending me a valentine, birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm Sixty Four?”
— Himself, Yellow Submarine
Tagged: when i'm 64, valentines, losing my hair
“I am the ego man, goo goo g'joob.”
— Himself, Yellow Submarine
Tagged: egg man, ego man, i am the walrus
“A thing of beauty; destroy it forever!”
— Chief Blue Meanie/George/Ringo (voice), Yellow Submarine
Tagged: beauty, Destroy
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