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Hart Hanson

Hart Hanson

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Birthday July 26, 1957

Birthplace Burlingame, California, United States

Educated At University Of Toronto, University Of British Columbia

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter

Total quotes (13)

Special Agent Seeley Booth: You have a boat?

Dr. Anton Kostov: I do four boob jobs a day at twenty grand a pop. Of course I have a boat.

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Fallout Shelter

Breast Implants yachts

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: You beat up armed guerillas?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I had to. You weren't there to save me.

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 6: The Mastodon in the Room

Heroism guerrillas Self-Reliance

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John Fogerty's Manager: Walter, is it true? You found it?

Walter Sherman: Yeah, I always find what I'm looking for. It's a fact of nature, like, uh, the world turning and internet porn.

— Walter Sherman (Geoff Stults), The Finder, Season 1: An Orphan Walks into a Bar

find fact of life Nature The World Internet Porn humor Sassy

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Zack Addy: I didn't talk to anybody in high school. I didn't kill myself.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: That wasn't high school. It was an experimental eugenics program.

— Jack Hodgins (T. J. Thyne), Bones, Season 1: A Boy in the Tree

high school Suicide Eugenics

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: [about Michael] We're friends. We're colleagues. That's all.

Angela Montenegro: Colleagues with benefits.

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 1: The Girl in the Fridge

Friends friends with benefits Colleagues colleagues with benefits

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You have many skills, Temperance, not one of them includes communicating with the average person on the street which is exactly what juries are made of.

— Dr. Daniel Goodman (Jonathan Adams), Bones, Season 1: The Girl in the Fridge

skills juries Social Skills

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Mickey Santana: [to Booth] What about your gut?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: My gut says it stinks.

Dr. Daniel Goodman: [to Brennan] If he smells with his gut, what does he use his nose for?

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 1: A Boy in the Tree

Guts Stinks Gut Instinct

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I hate England! I'm glad we had a revolution!

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 4: Yanks in the U.K. Part 1

England American Revolution Anglophobia

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I hate psychology.

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 1: Pilot

Psychology Hate

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Don't drink the Moroccan beer. It tastes like earwax.

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 2: Judas on a Pole

Beer moroccan earwax Gross

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: I find you very condescending

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Me? I'm condescending? I'm not the one who has to mention that she's got a doctorate every 5 minutes

Dr. Temperance Brennan: I am the one with the doctorate

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 1: Pilot

Condescending doctorate Education Intelligence brag Sassy Bickering

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: I find you very condescending.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Me? I'm condescending? I'm not the one who has to mention that she's got a doctorate every 5 minutes.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: I am the one with the doctorate.

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 1: Pilot

Condescending doctorate Humblebragging

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Dr. Deb Chaman: Are you still drinking?

Everett Backstrom: Absolutely not!

Dr. Deb Chaman: When a patient says "Absolutely not!", he's absolutely lying.

Everett Backstrom: If you Hindus are so smart, how come 98 percent of you live at the dump?

— Det. Lt. Backstrom (Rainn Wilson), Backstrom, Season 1: Dragon Slayer

Drinking lying Hindus Dump racism Sassy Snarky

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Related quotes to Hart Hanson tagged Breast Implants, Heroism, Self Reliance

Wife: ‘Can I spend $20,000 on breast implants?’
Husband: ‘Why don’t you just rub toilet paper all over your chest?’
Wife: ‘I don’t get it.’
Husband: ‘Worked on your ass, didn’t it?’

— Unknown, 30 Dirty Jokes About Love And Marriage That Are Kind Of Offensive (But Also Hilarious)

Marriage husband Wife Breast Implants Toilet Paper

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I think you're both mentally ill. And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular.

— Sidra (Teri Hatcher), Seinfeld, Season 4: The Implant

Breast Implants Mental Illness

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Why do blondes love boob jobs? It’s really the only job they’re qualified for.

— Unknown, 30 Dumb Blonde Jokes That Will Actually Make You LOL

Boob Jobs Breast Implants Dumb Blonde Jokes

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Secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she, uh, kayaks, and they're real.

— Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural, Season 2: Crossroad Blues

Breast Implants Secretaries Kayaks

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There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.

— Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), How I Met Your Mother, Season 1: Return of the Shirt

Reasons Date Girl already dated Breast Implants

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Sometimes, all you had to do was exist in order to be someone's saviour.

— Keigo Higashino, The Devotion of Suspect X

Heroism Inspirational Hope Being there for someone Best Friends Finding Your Person Love

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This child, who is grasping the stone, facing the tank, is it not the greatest message to the world when that hero becomes a martyr? We are proud of them.

— Yasser Arafat, via en.wikiquote.org

Terrorism Heroism Martyr

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I'm not trying to be a hero. I'm just a guy that got fed up with men like you and I decided to do something about it.

— Matt Murdock (Charlie Cox), Marvel's Daredevil, Season 1: Condemned

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Real heroes don't wear capes.

— Laura Driscoll, Real Heroes Don't Wear Capes

Heros Heroism What Heroes Look Like

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Yet love can move people to act in unexpected ways and move them to overcome the most daunting obstacles with startling heroism.

— Khaled Hosseini, A Thousand Splendid Suns

Obstacles Heroism

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Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed.

— Zoë Washburne (Gina Torres), Firefly, Season 1: Serenity

Heroism Irony Antihero

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I suppose if we’re going to die, it should be for a noble cause.

— Sam Cortland, The Assassin's Blade: The Throne of Glass Novellas

Death Dying Heroism Life's Purpose

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