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Hart Hanson

Hart Hanson

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Birthday July 26, 1957

Birthplace Burlingame, California, United States

Educated At University Of Toronto, University Of British Columbia

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter

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Zack Addy: I didn't talk to anybody in high school. I didn't kill myself.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: That wasn't high school. It was an experimental eugenics program.

— Jack Hodgins (T. J. Thyne), Bones, Season 1: A Boy in the Tree

high school Suicide Eugenics

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John Fogerty's Manager: Walter, is it true? You found it?

Walter Sherman: Yeah, I always find what I'm looking for. It's a fact of nature, like, uh, the world turning and internet porn.

— Walter Sherman (Geoff Stults), The Finder, Season 1: An Orphan Walks into a Bar

find fact of life Nature The World Internet Porn humor Sassy

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: You have a boat?

Dr. Anton Kostov: I do four boob jobs a day at twenty grand a pop. Of course I have a boat.

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 1: The Man in the Fallout Shelter

Breast Implants yachts

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: You beat up armed guerillas?

Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I had to. You weren't there to save me.

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 6: The Mastodon in the Room

Heroism guerrillas Self-Reliance

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: [about Michael] We're friends. We're colleagues. That's all.

Angela Montenegro: Colleagues with benefits.

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 1: The Girl in the Fridge

Friends friends with benefits Colleagues colleagues with benefits

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You have many skills, Temperance, not one of them includes communicating with the average person on the street which is exactly what juries are made of.

— Dr. Daniel Goodman (Jonathan Adams), Bones, Season 1: The Girl in the Fridge

skills juries Social Skills

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Don't drink the Moroccan beer. It tastes like earwax.

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 2: Judas on a Pole

Beer moroccan earwax Gross

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I hate psychology.

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 1: Pilot

Psychology Hate

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Mickey Santana: [to Booth] What about your gut?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: My gut says it stinks.

Dr. Daniel Goodman: [to Brennan] If he smells with his gut, what does he use his nose for?

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 1: A Boy in the Tree

Guts Stinks Gut Instinct

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I hate England! I'm glad we had a revolution!

— Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones, Season 4: Yanks in the U.K. Part 1

England American Revolution Anglophobia

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Dr. Deb Chaman: Are you still drinking?

Everett Backstrom: Absolutely not!

Dr. Deb Chaman: When a patient says "Absolutely not!", he's absolutely lying.

Everett Backstrom: If you Hindus are so smart, how come 98 percent of you live at the dump?

— Det. Lt. Backstrom (Rainn Wilson), Backstrom, Season 1: Dragon Slayer

Drinking lying Hindus Dump racism Sassy Snarky

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: I find you very condescending.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Me? I'm condescending? I'm not the one who has to mention that she's got a doctorate every 5 minutes.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: I am the one with the doctorate.

— Temperance 'Bones' Brennan (Emily Deschanel), Bones, Season 1: Pilot

Condescending doctorate Humblebragging

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I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic!

— Annie Edison (Alison Brie), Community, Season 1: Introduction to Statistics

Unpopular high school crossing guard

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I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you.

— Stephen King, A quote by Stephen King

high school Suffering Teenage life teenagers

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I've always liked the notion of meeting the great figures of history. But then I think: what if it's like high school and all the really cool dead people don't want to hang out with me? Mozart'll tell me he's busy but then later I'll see him out with Shakespeare and Lincoln!

— Niles Crane (David Hyde Pierce), Frasier, Season 4: Death and the Dog

great figures History high school ditched Mozart Busy shakespeare lincoln

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Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone), Clueless

Boy high school Pauly Shore movie Simile Examples

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She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.

— Cher, Clueless

90s Movies Clueless teenager high school Best friend

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High school taught me a valuable lesson about glasses: Don't wear them. Contacts have always seemed like too much work, so instead I just squint, figuring that if something is more than ten feet away, I'll just deal with it when I get there.

— David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

glasses Contact Lens high school

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You know when I used to get high, I'd watch nature programmes on the Beeb. Polar bears are meant to be quite clever, very clever. They're like the Einsteins of the bear community.

— Charlie Pace (Dominic Monaghan), Lost, Season 3: Further Instructions

Getting High Nature Polar Bears

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Me: What did you do at school today?

5-year-old: Learned about dragons.

Me: Your class learned about dragons?

5: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everybody else was doing.

— James Breakwell, via twitter.com

kids Children kids at school School children at school humor

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Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested.

Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls

Sassy Sperm School

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Peter Griffin: Me? Go to a PTA meeting? What, are you high?

Lois Griffin: Nah, not anymore, I crashed hours ago. By the way, we are out of chips, cookies, and funnybones.

— Lois Griffin (voice) (Alex Borstein), Family Guy, Season 4: Peter's Got Woods

Sassy high Munchies Parenting

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All I have are pictures are of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormon or dying

— Summer Smith (voice) (Spencer Grammer), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall

Friends Pictures School teenager Family Dying Mormon

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