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Hannah Gadsby

Hannah Gadsby

Birthname

AKA Hannah Gadsby

Educated At Australian National University

Nationality Australia

Occupations Comedian

Characters Portrayed

Hannah

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There is nothing stronger than a broken women who has rebuilt herself.

— Hannah Gadsby, Hannah Gadsby's Nanette

Rebuilding Anger feminism Growth Healing Being Angry strength Strong Women

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Josh: You know, I love feminism, you know. I mean I basically am feminism.

Ella: I just absolutely don’t believe you.

Josh: I will never open a door for you. Never. Not ever.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush

feminism Feminist Opening Doors

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Josh: You seem upset.

Hannah: You seem observant.

— Hannah (Hannah Gadsby), Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge

Sad Observant Sassy

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Josh: What can I do to make today less shit for you?

Arnold: Love me.

— Arnold (Keegan Joyce), Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle

Love Suck less helpful

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It’s weird, because I don’t want to be in the threesome, but I do feel very left out.

— Ella (Emily Barclay), Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush

Weird threesome Left Out

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That generation just finds sex things so freakin’ funny. I reckon internet porn ruined that for us.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush

Funny Sex Porn Ruined

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I just feel like the amount of time I spent trying to massage this relationship I could have learned the clarinet.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge

massage Relationship Clarinet

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You’re always trying to start a fight. A pathological quest for stimulus.

— Arnold (Keegan Joyce), Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge

Fight Stimulus upset

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You want your own genitals to be soft and safe and welcoming and mine are sharp.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana

genitals Soft Safe welcoming Sharp

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I'll never understand why middle class white people think that Asians are magic.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 2: Gang Keow Wan

Understand Question Magic

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People die and it's horrible and there's just nothing anyone can do to make it better.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana

Die Death horrible Sad

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So, sometimes, I put my penis in your son's butt. But also, I mean, I do not litter!

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 3: Croquembouche

Litter Sex Relationships

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I've decided relationships aren't for me. I'm not doing them. I'm done with love.

— Tom (Thomas Ward), Please Like Me, Season 2: Margherita

Relationships Love Couples

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Isn’t it weird to think that Beyoncé was a baby once? You almost just don’t believe it.

— Ella (Emily Barclay), Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle

Baby Beyonce Thoughts Belief

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If I had a choice of going to this dinner or eating poop, like I would absolutely of course pick the dinner, but I would pause a little bit before deciding.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush

Dinner Poop Hesitation Choices

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Josh: Why were you trying to put your penis in a toilet roll?

Tom: Because I'm curious-- I'm a curious guy.

— Tom (Thomas Ward), Please Like Me, Season 2: Ham

penis size curious Questions

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I just got embarrassed crying in front of you so I'm gonna go home and cry alone.

— Geoffrey (Wade Briggs), Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana

embarrassed Crying cry Alone

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I've never seen meerkats and a sad person at the same time. It's like a weird art installation.

— Arnold (Keegan Joyce), Please Like Me, Season 2: Lapin A La Cocotte

Meerkats Sad Simile Examples Art Installation

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I was just jerking off my soul, trying to glean a smug self satisfaction.

— Ella (Emily Barclay), Please Like Me, Season 3: Coq Au Vin

Soul Self Satisfication

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Sometimes I wonder how there is anyone in the world that doesn’t have worms.

— Arnold (Keegan Joyce), Please Like Me, Season 3: Amoxicillin

World Worms Wondering

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I’m sick of things ending like it’s sad or a Harry Potter finish. Or it’s awful to think about Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t hot anymore.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush

Ending Sad Harry Potter Leonardo DiCaprio Hot

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I feel the same way as I do when people tell me they like cats, you know? I can't look at them from the outside and try and find sense or purpose.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 4: Souvlaki

Cat Person Sense purpose

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It just really hurts to know that I need to take pills simply to function.

— Hannah (Hannah Gadsby), Please Like Me, Season 3: Croquembouche

hurts Pills function upset

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Josh: Is that meth?

George: Yeah. Just have a little bit.

Josh: Sure, of course. It’s Tuesday night, after all.

— Josh (Josh Thomas), Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar

Drugs Meth Tuesday

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I buy fair trade chocolate. I like that tastes less like poor people’s tears.

— Tom (Thomas Ward), Please Like Me, Season 3: Coq Au Vin

purchase Simile Examples taste Fair Trade Tears

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