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Grandpa Gustafson Quotes
Total quotes: 9
Grandpa Gustafson
character
Total quotes: 9
“[to Mama Regatti in the produce section of the market] How about you come back to my place and I'll show you my man-size cannelloni?”
Tagged:
Pickup Lines, cannelloni
“ [At Maria's restaurant in front of Ariel, Maria and Max]
John: Nobody slept with anybody.'
[Shows up in the background]
Grandpa Gustafson: Speak for yourself.”
John: Nobody slept with anybody.'
[Shows up in the background]
Grandpa Gustafson: Speak for yourself.”
Tagged:
Horny, dirty old man
“[after Allie swallows a quarter]
Grandpa: Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time.
Melanie: Really?
Grandpa: Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.”
Grandpa: Relax. Kids swallow quarters all the time.
Melanie: Really?
Grandpa: Sure. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel, then you can start worrying.”
Tagged:
relax, swallowing quarters
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